Can't have a light without a dark to stick it in. [Arlo]

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming -- WOW--What a Ride!!! [author unknown]

"It's all folk music! I never heard a cow sing!"
---Big Bill Broonzy

"It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice."
---Sam Butera, at the end of every concert.

"I don't like goldfish. They look at me like I'm crazy!"
---Overheard on the bus

"Baseball is like church. Many attend, but few understand."
---My friend Tom

a couple off the top of my head...

"we came here intending to be normal and picked up your weird (vibes) so our behavior is your fault." ---arlo guthrie

and something todd said about "women and natural disasters"...anyone remember that one?

I'm gonna smoke some crawdads,but
first I gotta find a little pot!
~~~~~Granny Clampet~~~~~


Check's in the Mail!
~~~~~Unknown~~~~~ but Most Folks!

hahaha...!

"I'd rather go to the dentist and have all my teeth pulled out, without anaesthetic, than go see Rod Stewart"-----Louise (recently to workmates)

"I was so tired, I was flat out like a lizard drinkin'"
Traditional Australian saying.

"Old Mr. (So and So) snapped the reins last week" Description of death often used by my friend Bryan (he's a fairdinkum Jackaroo!)

"God Loves You" Arlo Guthrie...

Facts are stupid things.
Ronald Reagan.

Imagination is more inmportant than knowledge, knowledge is limited.
Imagination encircles the world.
Albert Einstien

Ed to add,

I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
Anon

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You're Grounded 'til You're 18,
~Rose Ellen Baum~ (My Mom)

{Sure not my Favorite but, aaahhh, to hear those words again.....!!!)

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It ain't over till the fat man sings & I ain't singing yet...

Cousin Tommy

I won't worry my life away... Cousin Jason Mraz

Lands sake!! You've grown to a nice strong, healthy girl!!
(My great uncle Nels, on my fathers paternal Norwegian side,(while squeezing my bicep) on my visit to Oregon when I was 18 and he hadn't seen me since I was 10.His 5 boys ran off and left his 2 daughters to work the farm all their life!!!)

Wouldn't that rot your sox!!!
(my ex sister-in-law, (but still friend) Pam when she's mad about somethin', (probably my brother!)

Nobody Died,
When Clinton Lied!
~~~saw it on a bumper sticker~~~~


Nip It, Nip It, Nip It
In The Bud!
~~~~~Barney Fife~~~~~
{yes, I do watch too much TV!}

"never argue with a fool, for he is doing the same"-unknown

"John Kerry...bringing complete sentences back to the Whitehouse" --A bumper sticker on my truck

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"The smoker you drink, the player you get" - Joe Walsh.

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"It still makes sense to me."-Goofus