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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:21 am
  

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tallyjanice wrote:
came across this thought it was pretty funny


THE WINDY CITY TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART

60° F: Arizonans shiver uncontrollably; people in Chicago are still sunbathing.

50° F: Californians try to turn on the heat; people in Chicago plant gardens.

40° F: Italian sports cars won't start; people in Chicago drive with the windows down.

32° F: Distilled water freezes; Lake Michigan water gets thicker.

20° F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats; people in Chicago throw on a light jacket.

15° F: People in Chicago have the last cookout before it gets cold.

0° F: All the people in Phoenix die. Chicagoans close the windows.


10° below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . The Girl Scouts in Chicago are selling cookies door to door.

25° below zero: Hollywood disintegrates; people in Chicago get out their winter coats.

40° below zero: Washington , DC runs out of hot air; people in Chicago let the dogs sleep indoors.

100° below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Chicagoans get frustrated because they can't start 'da car.'

460° below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale); people in Chicago start saying, 'cold 'nuff for ya?'

500° below zero: Hell freezes over. The Cubs win the World Series.


yes, everyone but chicagoans….don't forget to smear on your whale blubber before you step outside!

oh yes, i like that clip back there with bela fleck and the horse flies, and even some throat singers! i just found that one.

and yes, when i said i remember her, i was referring to julia butterfly, same person who was in the clip there.

got a kick out of some of the snowmen.

never heard of maggie bell….she is a character!

and now, about your birthday…i see it in the birthday list which i was surprised to see! i remember you saying your birthday was the day after halloween, (nov. 1) and it is not november first, lieutenant dan! we even had a party and everything!


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:29 am
  

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i just thought of something, maybe when you were filling in the birthday form, instead of putting "11/1" you put "1/11" ?


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:17 pm
  

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RIP Phil....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80l8HEZ5zFw


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 4:26 pm
  

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Someone who never got her due.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfow0sDlq10


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 5:03 pm
  

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I never get tired of this guy ....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUZT8rl0BIo


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 6:29 pm
  

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i remember seeing this on a tv special of some kind once and never forgot it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alVl95fs5Lc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mT1Diw-DD10

i love the expressionism (?) of silent movies


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 7:48 pm
  

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I checked my profile and I had entered 11-1-1950. then I looked closer and the first box is for the day, the second the month and the third the year, so I should have entered 1-11-1950. mystery solved. thank you agnes.

going to catch up on the posts. hope everyone in the cold weather area's are all warm and snug inside. it even got down to the 20's where i live in florida. it won't last. as i hate the heat here, our very short "winter" is a welcome break.

be back later.


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 8:59 pm
  

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man o man. been going through the video's and twice i have re-posted songs that had already been posted! ......so, i'm dedicating this to me

http://youtu.be/9yN-6PbqAPM

thank you both for being polite and not mentioning it. goes to show, i really do love what you both post.

goodnight.


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PostPosted: Sun Jan 05, 2014 9:28 pm
  

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hope you guys don't have to go out in artic temperatures.

something different

http://youtu.be/Eo4e4x_iY8s

couldn't pass this up

http://youtu.be/XQJPKbPagc8

just because

http://youtu.be/S14XaF6bW7A

stay safe and warm everyone

goodnight


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:07 am
  

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The bad stuff is to hit us (Maryland) tonight ) Mon /Tues morning , looking at 3 degrees ....I'm praying for my pipes and car to work tomorrow .


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:15 pm
  

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tallyjanice wrote:
hope you guys don't have to go out in artic temperatures.


You mean, like, right here in Tally? :shock: :wink:

Somebody once said, and it might even have been Woody, "It's so cold, the politicians have their hands in their own pockets!"


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:18 pm
  

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g1 leave your faucets dripping. i hope your pipes are not exposed. if they are you're supposed to wrap them. make sure your car(s) are full of gas. check anti freeze.

hope agnes shows up soon so i know all is well.

it's supposed to get down to 19 here in northern florida. we will see. sometimes the weather people get carried away. i guess they want you to be prepared for the worst case scenario.

agnes, liked the silent movie clip ( and yes, it's cold outside). Lillian Gish, amazing actress. i like some silent stuff but i don't like all of it. Facial expression and body language are the key. too many just don't have the right combination and over compensate.

bbl


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:25 pm
  

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hi kevin,

nice surprise!

yep, going to be chilly tonight. keep warm in wakulla county. i remember when it used to be called crawfordville, lol. for some reason i find it funny that people prefer wakulla county. sounds more upscale to them i guess. when someone from wakulla county asks me where i live i tell them leon county. :roll: forgive me everyone, a little southern humor here. :)


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:41 pm
  

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That's pretty funny! :)

My address is actually Crawfordville, but Wakulla sounds cooler, I think. Lots of folks that aren't from around here pronounce it Wa-koola, and we laugh and laugh at that. Most folks (including me) often just refer to it as "The County." The redneck contingent as of late is fond of calling it, "Willkillya County" - lots of NRA folks around here. Wise to keep low during hunting season!


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PostPosted: Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:11 pm
  

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yah, i guess it is like any movie. some you like better than others.

actually i just saw some deer. i went over and told them not to be bad.


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