Answer to Larry's question: "How much is a shitload"

Per Sue: "one even came over with a loader and a truck, and scooped up a two year old manure mountain..."

THAT is a shitload.

Blessings,
Blundering Boo
Quiz Winner

Ya , Louse , we remember the reference to the tube of vegitime from a few years ago all too well. I actually looked at a local store who had kitchen gadgets to see if by off chance I could purchase and send to you an American brand tube winder. Since this gadget is so scarce the quiz was a great success!!!

OK. Boo won the quiz (boo hoo ) Let's see if it was a lucky guess or a symbiotic relationship with Vegimite. New stupid question: (it came from the shitload of them I keep up in the boondocks where kittens get fried).......What does it take to circumcise a whale? Huh?

Answer: A Rabbi with gills.

Boo who

PS The vegemite answer was given with the last clue - a kitchen utensil used on a tube.
My relationship with vegemite can be summed up as "yuck"...

Good guess but no catfish......and you're right, I didn't give a (Boo) clue, nor offer a description of the grand prize. I just don't think ahead (no pun intended for "circumcision") I suppose. This is a rather deep riddle, so a skin - deep answer will not suffice, nor will an insufficient grand prize. Maybe I can talk Louise into taking the winner to the Great Barrier Reef, since she now has a lifetime supply of Vegimite hanging around she can barter with, since that substance is so popular down-under. Now I've done it....too many clues!

Please, tell me that the answer isn't the title to a Herman Melville novel!

Captain Zap wrote:

"Please, tell me that the answer isn't the title to a Herman Melville novel!"


OK, I'll tell you that......

Ya know, when George Bush saw that book, he thought it was about STD's.

You mean besides a lot of guts and bad judgment?

Beside the question of who would want to hold an ambergris briss? Herman "Mohel"-ville?

The answer lies not in religion or tradition; this is not a "why" question, but a "how and by whom" question. It is also a silly question like the one about the "gadget". It involves word play and quite frankly a lack of anything better to do......don't overthink it, it's only slightly more challanging than "What color was George Washington's white horse?" And it's pun.....er,.....I mean funny

I'd try to think this one out, but I'm too busy working on inventing a device to put vegemite back IN the tube.

don't forget to grease the bearings in the gerbal wheels 'afore you get movin' too fast on that one.

OK......Before it gets lost in oblunderivion, and I forget the answer myself:

What does it take to circumcise a whale?

Four skindivers

You Punned it!
Thanks, I love puns...