What the hell kind of bottle opener wouldn't open a Guinness?!? It wouldn't be worth havin', now, would it?

Might be one of those.

Now, if'n I had a Vegemite maker why would Louise send Vegemite to me in the first place? If if'n I had one, why would I send it to her? She lives where they make it! You guys will never figure this one out!

Captain Zap wrote:

"What the hell kind of bottle opener wouldn't open a Guinness?!? It wouldn't be worth havin', now, would it?"

That's why he wouldn't have one!!!

some mood music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOiKEg3RapY

Larry might be happy to hear that Kraft has just released a second type of Vegemite! It has no name yet but Cheesymite is a possibility!
It is Vegemite with butter and cheese already added!

OK I'll give you a clue ............... it's something you can use on the Vegemite of the tube, not bottle, variety of Vegemite.


(of course the first prize, if you win, won't be allowed into the country so just guessing right will be your reward.)

Is it a tube clip/squeezer thingamabob like you put on toothpaste tubes so you gotta squeeze from the bottom?
If it is correct, thank God I won't receive the vegemite (eeuw).
Boo

Louise wrote:

"(of course the first prize, if you win, won't be allowed into the country so just guessing right will be your reward.)"


Vegimite not allowed in the country? I guess the FDA is not as stupid and worthless as I have come to believe!

A new and second type of vegemite?!??! In a related story, North Korea just exploded a second nuke device.

I think a premptive military strike on Australia might be in order.

What do we hit them with if they're already immune to Vegimite???

We may have to use sonic weapons. I think disco might do the trick.
Who ever thunk that K.C. and the Sunshine Band would be considered "the nuclear option"?
Or, another sonic weapon option would be to bomard them with Dubya speeches. They would be laughing(or crying) so hard that they would choke on their vegemite.

As a gesture of international diplomacy and to reduce the threat of a Vegemite/Cheesymite attack upon Larry I'm offering my house as a Vegemite & Cheesymite storage facility (Full tubes/jars only. No empties, please.). I will immediately proceed to disarm them. Guinness will be accepted as well.

Just so you know, Larry, Australia recently tested an intercontinental Vegemite launch vehicle that can reach New Jersey. It fell to earth in downtown Newark but nobody noticed.

The Obama administration announced today that the office of Homeland Security will supply the entire population of the united states with ipecac syrup to prepare for any potential vegemite attack.
I knew I voted for this guy for a reason!!!

I suppose now you think that you are some kinda "bomb squad" or something? I would submit that perhaps it's more like the "bong squad".

A "bong squad"? Sounds like wasted time to me!