Thanks Kevin .....As for the unraveling part of the thread, whatever

Oh for corn sakes....

The title of the thread was RANDOMM...that's the first random thing that popped into my head.

jj said "if you have any ideas for my next post tell me"

I just threw out a point to ponder is all.

I don't know the answer.

I assume it would be about the same amount as a wood chuck could chuck wood, but it would likely weigh more?

I did try to come up with a response to the "would I wood eye" comment as I did LMAO Lorie, but I had to leave and when I got back, I went off on the bow legged women thing....I'm sorry.

It wasn't a good day for wooden eye'd woodchucks or ground grinding groundhogs.

Okay...mighty mend-it in hand...I have done my best to repair my unravel.

LoL You guys be random...I'll just watch

On our way to the fiddle shop this morning, we not only saw the usual huge-imongous SUVs and assorted bad drivers on the tollway, but also the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile--what fun!!!!!!!!

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener.......

My bologna has a first name its O-S-C-A-R
My bologna has a second name its M-A-Y-E-R
Oh I love it eat it every day
And if you ask me why I say
'Cause Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A

HOW'S THAT?

I wonder if Oscar is related to John Mayer? Musta changed the pronouncation of his(John's) last name to protect the innocent

Oscar Madison: Was it San Marino?
Felix Ungar: Not San Marino, maybe San Quentino.
Oscar Madison: Not San Quentino, San Sorina.
Felix Ungar: No not San Sorina.
Oscar Madison: San Mateo. San Clemente. Roberto Clemente.
Felix Ungar: Sancho Pancho. Pancho Gonzales.
Oscar Madison: Ferrando Lamas, Ricardo Montalban.
Felix Ungar: Ricky Ricardo!

Oh Loocy.....you got some more 'splainin' to do!!!

Those sure are some odd couplets you put together there Eileen.....

Go ask Ethel.

Some days I'm the bug, some days I'm the windshield.

"I swallowed a bug."

One of my favorites from when I was a kid:

Oooey gooey was a worm
a brave little worm was he.
He sat upon the railroad tracks
a train he did not see.

OOOOEY GOOOEY!

With feeling...

Here is a clip from "A Charlie Brown Christmas" This is my fav part

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBPcoI4OE9Y



The kid in the orange shirt cracks me up the most! He probably was shooting up some crack and got stoned.
The next Charlie Brown special should be called "You Got the Kid Stoned, Charlie Brown"

I remember a poem very much like Terrie's from long ago:

A peanut sat upon a railroad track
His heart was all a-flutter
Around the bend rolled the 5:19
Toot Toot!.....Peanut Butter!

Anyone remember this from summer camp?

In the blue Ridge Mountains of Virginie,
stood a cow on a railroad track.
She was a good old cow with eyes so fine,
but you can't expect a cow to
read a railroad sign.
So she stood (clap hands 3 times)
in the middle of the tracks
and along came a train,
hit her right in the back.
You'll find her horns in the Blue Ridge
Mountains of Virginie,
and her tail's in the Lonesome Pines.

3 surgeons were sitting at a bar talking about some of their toughest cases. The first one told a story about a victim of a plane crash that lost both arms that with his skills was able to reattach. The second one said" I can top that", and went on to tell about a guy that lost both his legs and arms in a car crash, and using his skills, was able to reattach all his limbs. The third one said" I can top both of those, and went on to tell about a cowboy that was riding a horse that got hit by a train. He said "there was nothing left except for the horse's ass and the cowboy's hat". The other surgeons asked him what he was able to do, and he replied, " Well, I musta have done something right when I put those two pieces together, because it's now living in the Whitehouse".