this is a post where you can be totally random!i personally love to be random...so you can be totally random here!if you have any ideas for my next post tell me...by messaging me!!!

if your feet smell and your nose runs, you are put together upside down.

haha yea

Don't squat with your spurs on.

LOL...

How much ground could a groundhog grind,
if a groundhog could grind ground?

I give up. How much???

About as much as a woodchuck could chuck wood, would he? Or would I?
Oh no I have a wood eye

Here's to the foolish extravagent queen
Here's to the housewife that's thrifty
Here's to the maiden of fitful fifteen
Here's to the fishwife of fifty

And since it's after midnight, here's another nautical toast:

Here's to the ships of the sea
And the women of the land
May the former be well-captained
And the latter be well-manned

I like swimmin' with bow legged woman...

but I don't like clams...go figure!

I'm leaving the ground grinding question
to jj2318 .....

Show me the way to go home.
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed.
Had a lil drink about an hour ago
and it's gone right to my head.

Where ever I may roam....
by land or sea or foam (isn't sea and foam implying the same thing?)
You will always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to go home!

According to my compass, (the one I pinched from Jack Sparrow), it's thataway------------------------------->

To a dyslexic person, all words are palindromes.

"If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there".
George Harrison

I guess my answer was dog s**t!!...I guess I am not good enough for this thread!!!!

Actually Lorie, your answer was far and above the best one I've heard. I think it's Stephanie's question that began unraveling the thread. Hey Steph, whas' up wit this here that there groundhog hounddog dirtgrinder pecadillo anywho??? I gave up but still no answer for me!!! It's keepin' me up at night, dreaming about dirty little snarling furballs.....