Happy birthday backhalf! Carbon dating puts you at.......ummmmmm older than dirt?

Happy Birthday, Arnie! Hope you have a blunderful year!

Don't let anyone fool you, Arnie: If you're half of something, then the ages of the two halves are added together and divided by 2, and that's the age of each half. At least, I think that's how it works ... Anyway, happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Arnie! When you two walk backwards your in front!








P.S. Hope the fronthalf saved you a Tailgate Koala!

Have an awesome Birthday Arnie!!

Happy BD & have a great day!

Happy Birthday to my favorite back-half from the middle-half!

Happy Birthday, Arnie!

I dunno Shel. I think that guy that used to live in Austin that moved to the whitehouse musta fuzzy-upped your math skills or something! Arnie is the older half, and I'm the larger, but younger half, so when you consider both SPACE and TIME we are equal halves. Now of course this is calculated without consideration of the Judy Paradox. Since Judy has laid claim to being the middle half, and who am I to argue, things change but they don't. The middle half adds another dimension on an alternate plane of existance without adding either mass or time. Quantam Physics changes all the time, it's hard to keep up with this stuff.

Louise, I have no idea who has the extra Koalas, or if there even were any. I don't think any were left. I do have mine on the sunvisor on the passenger side of my chevy. By the way, do you know how to get Koala poop off a dashboard?

Arnie must be eyeball deep in chonklit since we ain't heard from him I'm guessing...........

Well then, I'm not too late to add birthday wishes!

Hope its the best one yet and there are many more to come, and always with chonklit!!

mmmmmmmmmm

wifey took me out on my birthday for dinner at a very nice restaurant. She had read they had a very interesting DONUT dessert... Unfortunately it wasn't on the menu that night, so we had to settle for Chonklit cake with ice cream. Does it get any better than that???


thanks all for your kind double nickel wishes! Does this mean I can legally run on the interstate now?

sorry i've been layin' sort of low lately, but it takes a lot of time and energy to not only be older than dirt, but also to be (stay?) gainfully employed and also be a new great/grand uncle, as well as plan a wedding, all at the same time!!
whew!

THANKS again!
If I haven't mentioned it lately... you folks are the best! (but VERY weird!)

Oh sorry, I am late. But still wishing you a wonderful year ahead and lots of chonklit cakes donuts latkes on the way. Happy Birthday, Arnie.

Glad you had a good bd. I am the queen of weird lol...

I'm afraid there were exactly enough koalas to go around: none left, but nobody went away koala-less. Louise's math is apparently excellent. (And I stand by mine; it's the east coast "he's" been living on for the last 8 years; maybe Larry's math is affected.)

Happy birthday! Instead of running on the highway, you could run down the driveway.