oh hell ya! I believe unmarried humans should not even know they have sexual organs until they get married. Maybe we can give them a pill that will counteract those devil cravings so we can stop all the messy having to explain about what those new feelings and swollen and sometimes messy bits of their bodies are. Even give them blind folds to wear when they bath and change clothes and beat the hell out of them if we catch them peaking or (god forbid) masturbating (oh God I feel so guilty I need to clean myself). Then one day we will have a preacher say "now before God and everybody it is OK to jump her bones and get her pregnant ASAP!". Now girl you just lay there for the unbearable minute and think of canned apricots (it just seems to help). and son, no messin around, just break the plane and get er done, don't be messin around in there and avoid all the swollen bits hat might cause moaning because it is a nasty chore, that is all it is...It is definitely a path of the devil! The most evil and widespread of temptations where even the hardened of Christians have failed! (ooooohhh I just feel so icky now, I got to shower!!!)

Cheryl you are so funny!

Hallelujah, PSB...you have seeeeeeen the light! Gaawd will take you to his bosom (long as you leave those swollen bits alone) now!

actually what he was sayin' was that they were DOIN' it wrong... and I bet he was offerin' himself up to do hands-on instruction until they got it right!

OOOHHH!! I just realized I have been promoted to the status of FANATIC!!
I'll just let that sink in for awhile! It's only taken four long years! Kinda like doing a Degree in Blunderism.

Now are there any specific protocols I need to now observe?

If he DOES shave his head do I have to shave mine?
Do I get to see Larnie in real life?
Do I get extra cookies when I finally get to The Church?
Will the BlunderChooks eggs turn to gold? (so I can afford to GET to The Church)
Will Larry now write his next contribution to the Godz and Clam story?

OH so many questions!!!!!!!!!

Fanatic status for Louise!

Here's what this entitles you to:

You get a life sized autographed poster of Cheryl Harrell.

You get to do your own laundry for the rest of your life.

You get Arlo to recognize you as a "repeat offender".

You get an autographed pair of agnes' underpants.

You get even more strange looks from "normal" people.

You get an ounce of whatever PSBeaty is toking.

**(Oz residents please add sales tax, shipping and handling not included.)

What more could a Gal ask for!!!!!!!!!

I been Preaching for 8 years that it was a Sin for George H. W. Bush and Barabra to have ever had sex

LOL. Yesterday morning I picked up Jim Bakker on World Harvest tv. I had ween him recently & liked him. This time tho he was hawking some kinda sword & a cute picture of Jesus with a lamb....

Gotta make a buck!

No wonder we're in trouble! Who was he planning to use the sword on first?

I dunno. Tammy Faye's passed on so it couldn't be her lol...

Didn't you hear that GHB told his son he made the same mistake in Iraq he had made with his Mother. He didn't pull out in time.