You're absolutely right, Zap--pasta and pizza are totally renewable gods ... er ... resources!

Ceashel's right. I read it in the good book. You can find in Pepperonians Chapter 6 , verses 4 through 20.

Hey Zap.Is Papa John a saint for the Pastafarians or just the Pizzafarians?

I think Papa John's is a Pizzafarian place...that's where we get pizza! On the other hand, Pizza Hut has become a lot more Pastafarian lately.

They're considered to be a branch off called The Epizzapalians, not to be confused with the Church of the Holy Calzone. I hear that they're only in it for the dough!

Remember Meatball Tuesday? It hasn't been the same since then!

i remember dough battles at the mama mia's...they were fun to walk in on
(pretty good jukebox too)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=cHYpB_lsaTE

Thanks to Regina, we save and share the pizza bones. Before we were saved, we thought it was just crusts, but it is pizza bones and it is the ultimate sacrifice, for those of us who consider pizza bones to be manna (which they are if sourdough and handmade) for the dog/god of our family.

Nothing beats a lamb gyro though!

Tradition tradition tradition, from a Movie I like a lot... What is it... Fiddler on the Roof. I'm sorry I do not see fruits from tradition tradition tradition.
People will call this Cooperative Socialism:

http://www.ourfuture.org/fast-fact/worker-ownership

But I, after reading the Constitution it is not unconstitutional.

Imagine workers owning the Banks and Collages too. There is a place that dream is working, and its not OZ.

Lar you forgot about the "Kraft Cheeses"!!

That reminds me........you know that little church I told you about that I pass on the way to work everyday?

Well they obviously took this saying from a church stateside..........

JESUS-

"DON'T LEAVE EARTH WITHOUT HIM"

Last week it was .. The Cross is a ladder to Heaven

Now see, most of them are very clever and always give me a little smile on the way to work.

I leave the apologetics to yous, but I know when my brother-in-law forsook the pasta and became a disciple of Atkins it was all the family was talking about.

It's not as bad as you think, and you won't need some kinda Exorcist.
Atkinians are not too far from Pastafarians and Pizzafarians. I mean an Atkinian just worships the meat and cheese and not the pasta or crust.
Basically, the Atkinians are yet another fundamentlist movement, except they tend to have less movements because of the low fiber content of their diet. So, as you may have already discovered, most of them are full of shit.

Did I forget to mention that I came to the above conclusions using what I have learned through my study of and devotion to Smartassism?