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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:49 am
  

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Larry Larry Larry...........we don't have WalMart in OZ, you silly sausage.
There is a Kanga Cull going on at a Defence site near Canberra. They will die if not culled as winter is closing in and there are too many of them. There is a Kanga war going on over it.


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 7:47 am
  

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No Walmarts in OZ. No Walmarts on Oz? Cull the Kangaroos, we need a movement! A Walmarts in Oz Movement! Let's print up some T-Shirts.


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:06 am
  

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(my heart is all a flutter since I heard there are no Walmarts in Oz)

Now Louise, we can fix this (sorry Larry, this important)!

I have been looking around and I have a nice pair of breedin' Walmarts right here in my neighborhood and I would be pleased as punch if you would take them. We can send them under lock, stock and barrell and you would be amazed at how quickly they can take root. Not a lot of care required! Now we get this breeding pair down there and I swear before long you will need a movement to cull the Walmarts in OZ!

(Oh ya, I love it when you say Cull, get's me all goosy! But I warn you, don't say that to loud around the chooks. Cause they heard that song about AL and it makes them a little, well you know, chicken to get near you!)


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:15 am
  

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I could spare one too.

Or how about we keep oz as the last wallmart free zone?


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:20 am
  

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katy wrote:
Or how about we keep oz as the last wallmart free zone?
I vote yes--then we can study how that is accomplished, clone it, and start ridding our fair towns and cities of the Walmart scourge.


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:57 am
  

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(shhh..this is a secret so don't go telling Louise....Now listen up. I got a shot at getting rid of a couple of Walmarts. You guys need to play it a little cooler. For all you know, they may want these Walmarts down under and, well,)

Rumph huh (throat clearing), Louise, Don't listen to those guys you will like these Walmarts. THey are so cute and they will get your local taxes to upgrade the roads so the trucks can roll in and stock the shelves. And, they have the nicest people greet you and offer a shopping cart as you walk in the door! You will love them!! Honest!!! TRUST ME!!!!!!


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 6:17 pm
  

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Let's have "Blue Light Special!" for about fifteen minutes...!


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:53 pm
  

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sue wrote:
Let's have "Blue Light Special!" for about fifteen minutes...!


the answer is:

the blue light special is associated with this other retail giant, not wal-mart.


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What is K-Mart?


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:10 pm
  

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What is Grants?
(How do you get them wings to flap peace love and arlo?)


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:19 pm
  

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"i'm definitely not wearing my underwear"


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:38 pm
  

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leoburg wrote:
How do you get them wings to flap peace love and arlo?


Very easy Leo, I took lessons from the Flying Nun :lol:
Seriously it was a gif. avatar I found on a gif. website


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:23 pm
  

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agnes wrote:
"i'm definitely not wearing my underwear"


I forgot what I was doing?


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:28 pm
  

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I got it. no, nevermind?


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PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:28 pm
  

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PEACELOVEANDARLO wrote:
What is K-Mart?


Correct! please select.....


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