Hey PS, Liderals don't multiply 'cause they're pro choice and practice birth control and family planning. And even if they do have babies, we ....uh, oh,... I mean..... they boil 'em in cauldrons and use them for their Satanic conjurings and such!

And Larry! Those little mini Gouda wheels and a Bic pen casing make great impromptu hash pipes!

Hey, Arlo doesn't want to be President. He wouldn't mind running for the office though. Arlo has said those words in his Rolling Blunder reveiw.
Though I was nominated here for Press Secraty, and I do need a job, I'll help run Arlo's Campaign.
Unions are the smaller gov. we need. Unions already know how to fix healthcare and work problems.
Come on Arlo, put your name in the race.

Leo, Arlo has to want to be president...It is my shot at Ollie North's desk....its what I need...and that is what the world and life are all about
I I I I me me me me I I I I ME ME ME ME
That's what its all about!

Maybe if Larnie were Pres, or Leo they'd let you have Ollie's desk. Must be some kind of really nice desk for you to want it so badly LOL.

As long as the desk was in the corner I'd be ok with it.....

Arlo, run for it, run !
President Guthrie, my son !!

Nice to hear from you Woody. Rather a bit of a surprise, but nice.

Those were neat sounding lyrics about Jesus. I have no idea whether or not he'd be a liberal but it does give ya something to wonder about...

It is not about a physical tangible desk, it is about tradition. I mean the man could lie through his teeth to Congress and when he got caught he said "ya, I lied, so what, I achieved what I believed was expected of me by any means available." And some how, some way...that gets to Cheryl and Jesus....Because Jesus flat out said he was apolitcal (in terms of religious politics with them Pharasee's and secular politics in terms of Ceaser)...he said he was adding some definition to that Golden Rule Larry speaks about (that link on liberals like christ just suggests that a liberal point of view is more closely aligned the Jesus definitions of the golden rule than the Conservative Christian agenda is).

somebody once said, I can't recall now, sucks getting old, but somebody said once

I may make you think
but I can't make you feel

that was Jethro Tull I believe

hello young fella!

Ah, the Lamb would have been a little of both liberal on giving people freedom and a littlle conservative in limiting GOVERNMENTS rule over the people.
I'm sick to say this, but America has become worse that what the Patriots fought to get free of.

Now stop it right there! I said Kid


I for one am tired of negativity. I think I am in good company (Woody help me out here) when I say, If we bog ourselves down in stupidity and negativity we have no future. Positive (Larry do the cheese holes look positive). Instead of thinking about what we aint, let us US think about what we can do and accomplish only given half a chance!!!!

(I still want that desk Arlo,,, I know there are those that make fun of me and say put him in the corner (I love you too Larry!) but Hey....Me and you same team.... I made some of that good salsa with the smoked peppers and tomatoes and fresh cilantro...Yummy yummy...goood for the tummy...crunchy corn chips.....couple beers...we can sit on the portch and look at the big obelesk for Washington and I will tell you about Oklahoma Arlo.....Me and you ....same team....

Now Larry, we all know that cheese and Vegemite go together, like peanut butter and jelly, on a sandwich, so if you win the Pres job, I expect to be given the portfolio of "The Person Who Removes The Vegemite Ban From These United States"

Since I was raised on Vegemite within the boarders of the U.S.of A. I think I am the best candidate for this important job. Then we'll see where I can go from there.


Gov of Cal Arnie cannot run for Pres, but I can! Vegemite and all!

I tried smokin' peppers once but didn't get off and started sneezin'. And forget tomatoes! Even the sun dried ones won't stay lit! I'll stick to snortin' ketchup!

Right then, let's see what we have accomplished here!

We have:

Leo the Oracle and spokesperson
Arnie the Head of Cheese (because he can divide a thread on a whim)
Larry the Grand Wazoo (and holy cheese reader extrordinaire)
Louise the Head of Questionable substance importing and exporting
Zap the head of questionable substances consumption
Agnes..what can we do with Agnes...hmmm
I nominate Agnes for Vice Presidential Cheese
Timothy the commercial soundtrack guy and instigator
and Me.the Merry Prankster in the basement

Arlo, looks like you got a staff here. I think we got a real shot for a successful run...come on come on...Hop on board the wagon and pray the wheels don't fall off!

(Leo you got the WD 40? we got a squeaky wheel back here!)