Wish Pat Paulssen was living. I'd vote for him instead of a liberal. He was a real hoot lol...

I am with you Cheryl! I don't care nothin' for none of them liderals as they all dream too much....ever noticed all that icky caring for people and non selfish philosophy....THey are just a bunch of women....It ain't right, it ain't right..its...its...Un F'n American Damn it!...besides before you know it we would be pulling out of Iraq and the killing might slow or even end..and we would be reforming Healthcare....and improving public (ya I know I can't believe I said) Public education.....What kind of world would that be, I ask you?

I tell you, I am taking the next bus to Lynchburg or Fayetteville or one of them other places where the people have the right approach to thinking!

(Still Love ya Arlo, just having a bit of fun here...you and me man.....same team...no need to think about who gets what desk yet....I sure would look good in that basement though!...sorry, can't help it...same team man same team.....)

huuuuuh?

I’m a tellin’ you I wasn’t stutterin’, them liderals is a bunch o’ women…cacklin’ and a carryin’ on about individual liberties and rights. I mean these liderals actually think they have the right to free thought particularly when it comes to interpretation of the law and social development. They want to take God out of government! That is why we got to git rid of all them lideral Judges out there and put in God’s men who interpret everything based on God. Them damn liderals you never know what they are going to do, why pretty soon they might have the Mexican’s voting instead of building a big fence and letting a few through to do yardwork and roofing. To prove that they are women, them liderals say you got to be responsible if you own a gun. They got liderals sitting around just thinking up rules and regulations and stipulations for me to exercise my constitutional right to bare arms (hand me that sun tan lotion). They say if I buy a gun I should have to prove I meet certain criteria and if I sale a gun I should be responsible for responsibly selling that gun. Everybody knows the Constitution says I got a right to own a gun but it don’t say nothin’ about being responsible about it! Damn liderals, always with their spin (you’ll shoot somebodies eye out)! Them damn liderals live in a dream world of anti-discrimination, universal education and progressive taxation. They think we out to stop spending money on the military and invest in our infrastructure (infrastructure..now what kind o word is that?). They think we out to be working on projects that eliminate unemployment and provide afordable housing and education and get society motivated and out of poverty. They say stuff like people don’t deserve to live in constant anxiety and struggles over the health and well being of them selves and their loved ones. They say it is chance and circumstance that people find themselves in bad situations like unemployed and broke. Why hell, everybody knows your born to your station and them liderals would have everybody thinkin’ they are equal and full of potential if they had their way.
Now that sounds like women talk to me. Where the hell is my gun I need to get out and shoot something! Feel like a man when you pull a trigger damn it! Got me all worked up about them damn liderals. Cheryl know what I am talking about! Only thing that Darwin got right is survival of the fittest but that don’t mean I think men and monkee’s are cousin’s damn it. Take my shotgun, makes a bigger mess……..

In a whisper (pssstt....hey Arlo man, I am in what they call my alternate form right now but I don't want you to get confused and think I have turned into some kind a coo-coid or something. I mean, I know your busy practicing on your Uke and stuff (that was pretty cool, hey I got a Uke to, love that thing, maybe sometime time...well know I guess your too busy), I just want to say.....me and you man....same team.....


Damn liderals, they seem to be multiplying...I think they have too much sex....Too much sex...now that is an abomination...Don't you agree Cheryl?

Now, PSBeaty, don't go baiting Cheryl. She is a "project" that we are working on in hopes of turning her towards the truth, the way, and the light. It is unfortunate that the term "liberal" is viewed so negatively by most of Middle America (the Wal-Mart crowd, I call them), but that is the fault of liberals who seem to shy away from putting forth their message positively every chance they get.


mikey

My apologies to everyone involved! I am man enough to say I was wrong and I stand corrected! There is no such thing as too much sex!

Let’s see, I can’t bait Cheryl…hmmm…..who can I bait……Man’s gotta bait…….I know I know…..Oh Ceashel, don’t you agree with my ill conceived misogeny?....hmmmmm?

Everyone on here will probably never change their views. It makes fore interesting reading tho...

The last advice given to John the Apostle in Revelation 22:10-11 was two Beatle songs Let it Be, and Live and let die. I wish the christian right would take those words to heart someday. Then maybe this land could focus on things that would make Ladies, not want an abortion.
tHE CHRISTIAN RIGHT is no different than the scibes and pharasess of the Lamb's day.
I'm all for smaller governments but hey are called Unions. Unions can take care of the people. Yet the right is in the proccess of braking them.

PSBeaty, Let the smilie speak for me, cause I could never put together a post like yours. Actually I am glad to be able to read it all and understand at least a bit of it. Being a women, blond and a lideral you can't expect too much of me.

Hey Cheryl, what if Jesus was a "lideral"?

Let's have Christ our President
Let us have him for our king
Cast your vote for the Carpenter
That they call the Nazarene

The only way
We could ever beat
These crooked politician men

Is to cast the moneychangers
Out of the temple
Put the Carpenter in

Oh it's Jesus Christ our President
God above our king
With a job and pension for young and old
We will make hallelujah ring

Every year we waste enough
To feed the ones who starve
We build our civilization up
And we shoot it down with wars

But with the Carpenter
On the seat
Way up in the capitol town

The USA
Be on the way
Prosperity bound

http://www.liberalslikechrist.org/

Boy, lots of opinions and suggestions, ideas and such with this Arlo For President thng. But, that's what we need right?!! Absolutely. There might even be some solutions among them. There's even several good thoughts from Arlo himself in another forum. I personally haven't heard a response from the guy since I endorsed him in song. That's probably a bad thing...and I know he's talkative! Maybe I should have checked with him first before this campaign started! I don't know, maybe the song just needs more verses! Not 18 or so minutes worth but... who knows. Just keep it going, long time until the election!...Arlo FOR President !!
PS...and when those dreadful campaign commercials start, lets at least have one good sing-a-long advertisement! I'll sing and play, if needed, and Arlo you join in harmony when you feel the urge in between kissing babies! "...I know he inhaled, that's reason enough for me..." see ya, Tim

Oh, and again that's

http://www.myspace.com/TimothySelfMusic

Speaking of inhaling, did you know that you can use thin slices of Swiss Cheese as rolling papers? Besides the obvious benefits of being high in calcium and protein as well being a built in munchie that you can ingest when the roach is too small, it helps in the art of predicting the future during swiss cheese hole readings.........or at least you think it does.