"Abraham and Issac, sittin on a fence, get right to work if you had any sense, You know the one thing we need is a left hand monkey wrench".
Weir/Barlow-Greatest Story Ever Told.

Pass the WD40.

I heard on NPR that according to the human genome we are all 99.9% genetically the same..ie: 1/10th of 1% accounts for all the diversity of humanity. Intelligent design or unintelligent coincidence ?

Might have just been a sale at wal-mart.........dna ain't cheap!

Anyone for a nice Lamb Roast..............with mint sauce of course!

I once heard a preacher say this. Yeah, there's a big bang. God went bang & the earth was formed. Thought that was pretty interesting...

I have come to not believe Angels were created beings. Lot of us, maybe all of us, were there in the beginning, if there is such a thing, since Life always existed. How I see it, is that someone or many, got proud or jealous... Others saw the trouble coming, so we ended up here.

So...we have been here forever.........even before the big bang... and we are now in some kinda cosmic purgatory, or some kind of cosmic dump?? I'll assume the dump is closed on cosmic thanksgiving and whoever that hippie was that dropped some of us off on the moon on thanksgiving in place of the proper dump(EARTH) will be arrested, or has been already.
I think I'm starting to get it!

I like Cheese!

Praise Cheeses! Cheeses is just alright with me. And blessed are the cheese makers.

And God said let there be stinky cheese and it was good!
Stilton Please with crusty bread and olives, black!

I favor Vermont sage cheddar, myself.

God said to Abraham, "Kill me a Stilton."
Abe said, "Man, you must be puttin' me on!"
God said, "No!"
Abe said, "What!"
God said, "You can do what you want, Abe but
Next time you see me you better run!"
Abe said, "Where do you want this stinky cheese killin' done?"
God said, "Out on Highway 61."

Whoooooooo! Whuu, whuuu, whooooooo!

Uh, oh! The meds must be workin'!

How'd we get from Jerry Falwell dying to stinky cheese?

And the Lord looked down upon what he had made and it was Gouda.

"dutch gouda!"

sorry i couldn't resist
agnes, go to your room!

Holy Swiss Cheese Batman, is that Limburger I smell or just the strange minds of the cheese punsters in the state of decay! ?

I shall retire to my sanctuary and recite my mantra to cleanse my soul and mind after being polluted by the nonbeleivers!

Feta,feta chedder
feta,feta chedder
feta,feta chedder
feta,feta chedder.............................................................................................................................................................................

I fail to see the lack of continuity.........