ain't it funny(??) that the front half follows the back half when it comes to birthdays?? i guess when it comes to chonklit cake, the back half just always rises to the occasion

well, anyway, i've notified AARP as to your predicament, and they said they wanted nothing to do with another blunderite... so i guess you'll just have to stay here at AAARlonet with the rest of these weird people... you all know who you are!

Here's a useful 50th birthday present for you, Larry: someone who might want to carry on the Suck'n'Sew someday, if your daughter declines to do so. Is this how you got started? Were you on the Jack Paar show?

Boy's Vacuum Expertise Earns Him TV Shot
From Associated Press

March 31, 2007 3:16 PM EDT

ADRIAN, Mich. - A 12-year-old boy who has collected more than 150 vacuum cleaners says he is learning to identify them by sound. "I'm getting pretty good at it," Kyle Krichbaum told the Detroit Free Press.

Kyle has been in Hollywood taping a game-show pilot where he had to compete against other contestants blindfolded and correctly identify vacuum models, the newspaper said Saturday.

He said he got his first working model at age 3 and keeps part of his collection in his room.

"When I was really little I would always follow my parents around when they were vacuuming," he said.

Randy and MaryLynn Krichbaum said their son played with a toy vacuum constantly as a toddler.

"At first we thought it was something he would grow out of because babies like noisy things," MaryLynn Krichbaum said. "But his interest just grew stronger and stronger ... where he gets it from, I don't know."

Kyle, whose hobby also has landed him a guest appearance on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno," has aspirations of owning a vacuum shop.

Adrian is located about 50 miles southwest of Detroit.

poor kid.....................

I don't know you Larry, but after reading everyone's posts I kinda wish I did...and I'm always ready to celebrate someone ELSES birthday..so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! Hope it was a happy one

Rose

Happy bd and many more! & Lots of chocklit cake...

"Senior years?" - You're younger than Al Sharpton.

Happy day Larry - you deserve the best.

Happy, happy birthday. Larry! 50 ain't so bad...!

happy birthday, Larry...now you are a really old fart frog;)....
don't worry, it's fun....

so does Arnie get the back half of the cake???????......

OhOh. I'm late Larry hat Geburtstag, trallallala. Wishing you all the best and whatever you wish for may come true.
Being the front half of the back half now gives you the wisdom of a 104-year old while your bodily functions only had to work for 50 years so far. Isn't that better than the other way around?

Ok, thanks again for all the wishes! you guys helped to make it the best 50th birthday I ever had!

I know I'm late, but I got stuck on a deep sea diveing trip very late at night and very cold fingers, so I'll just wish you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY and I'll try and email you to morrow, when Im a little more awake and I've remembed where I've put my gloves. Hope you had the best day ever.
Love and hugs
Me.

And a belated happy birthday to lil' Arlo who shares may day!

Belated happy birthday, Larry! I recall that our birthdays & anniversaries are just a couple days apart. Great minds thinking alike? It was convenient coz the clocks always changed on the weekend of my b-day & my anniversary. I used to say that time moved whenever I had a significant event. Now they've changed the time to move the clocks, however. Can Bush get anything right????