I have it.

Bill Clinton said,

A sign of the times?

I remember seeing Clinton some yrs ago on a show on VH1 where they talked about what records he liked. He was going thru some of his records & came across the Alices album by Arlo. He said he really liked that one. Guess he was a blunderite lol...

only counts if you're older than dirt...

Reminds me of when Arlo talks about how he always used to be the youngest one, whenever there was a gathering of folksingers, and now, all of a sudden, he's often the oldest one.

Bobbi....are you braggin' ?

And I don't look a day over 95.

Brings to mind my kindergarten days, circa 1962.
My teacher, Mrs. Scaffati was an older woman, at least to us 5 year olds at the time. I really don't remember how old she was, but probably 60ish at the time. All us cute little 5 year old would always ask her how old she was, and she never would tell us. Until one day, she got tired of the relentless questioning, stood at her desk, put her hands down on the desk, looked the entire class in the eye at the same time and declared " I'm One Hundred and five". Of course the entire class of we 5 year olds had no resaon to doubt our teacher, and we never asked her again.

That was me.