No...no....no.....it's Hotlips Harrell and Major Bumper Burns!!!

will arlo be taking loudon wainwright III's spot?? we need a folksinger.

bumper??
he hardly knew 'er!

good curve action on the "Lebanese measles" pitch, Todd, not quite the rotation, as some you've thrown before, though. Try seperating 1st two fingers farther apart on the ball, & more downward snap, on the release, like Ninns used to throw, as Giant's closer, was almost unhittable....tiz cool, season's still 2 months away...

the smell of horse hide...care to place a bet, zale?

rottendan, huh? has he been drafted? Because I don't see him volunteering.

Yeah, Uncle Arlo can be Loudon Wainwrights character. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

Just make sure I get a spot near the still, whoever I'm cast as. And pass the olives, please.

oooooo! Muffy!! Hot Lips? mmm she'd add salsa to the part, nice!!

And if Radar needs a generator or an incubator
or a supply of morphine or tickets to an Arlo show,
he knows he can always call Sparky! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/privateeyes.gif" width=15 height=15>

Uh, Bumper: Frank Burns isn't my type, repressed sexuality was never exactly a part of my make-up, I'm not really given to blind obedience or following orders to the letter -- and besides, I don't think Hot Lips would insist on a spot near the still. I could act the part, but it would definitely be acting (rather a stretch for me too), not acting naturally.
It might be better to let me tend bar over in the Officer's club, since that was so often my job in "real-life." I don't mind getting a bit part, as long as there's a good jukebox and plenty of scotch around. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

Cool, Muffy, i understand...

the sparky thing is brilliant...and since we never get to see our sparky..being canadian and all...it works perfect.

i see muffy is determined to stay drunk for the duration of the war...ok.

Nate is Scully...in my mind.

Muffy, you could be Rosie. Or Lt. Dish, if you prefer the still to Rosie's bar.

Nah, not drunk. Hardly. I have one of those automatic shut-off systems, so drunk is a rare place for me. However, I do so like my single malt scotch and my martinis (although not at the same time) after a tough day at the war.
Rosie is fine. (Sooner or later I hear everybody's story.) Lt. Dish works for me too. (I forget who she is, though. Is she the one who returns the dentist to life?) <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/naughty.gif" width=15 height=15> Let Central Casting take it from here ...