Yeah Nate, it sounds like you may be in for one of those lawsuits where the burglar sues the homeowner for a slip and fall on the sidewalk of the home he was robbing, or even the one where he sues the homeowner for shooting him after he breaks in. It's getting so an honest crook can't make a living in this country anymore.....unless of course he gets elected to public office!

<FONT size="1">(edited for spelling.......which still don't mean it's all right!)</FONT s>

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Todd, great news (except for the hurting part. Does "natural regeneration" mean you might not need a transplant?

Nate, whew! Felt my stress levels rise in sympathy. I'm spritzing my "peace and calming" aromatherapy mist so I can send you peaceful blundervibes. (Maybe we need to bring back the potzac.) How about a countersuit--that sometimes works. I'm sure this crowd could come up with some creative suits.

I'll be glad to provide you with some referrals, Nathen.
Right now, I'm just waiting to see how things turn out in
Arnie's Turtle Elegance Tortes Recall Case.

Arnie!!!
<FONT size="1">heeheeheehee!!!!</FONT s>
You are in competition with the Wyldflour Bakery???? and not labeling your tortes properly????

What WERE you thinking???? <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/looney.gif" width=15 height=15>

Peace, Love, Music & (((((((HUGS)))))))
~Wyldflower
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sir,,,,good eve,,,,
check in,,,I have a report,,

well that's what happens when you leave the damn turtles in charge of packaging and distribution... I've already revamped the process, and we've gone back to mooses as in the past. They're more reliable when it comes to delivery, and they are more compliant about packaging (they fold up better)... they're just so damn horny at work! However, a gentle prod with the clampoon is usually all it takes to get them back on target...

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Well, there's the 'ol motto the hotdog companies use for their ingredient labeling of, "Don't ask, don't tell." The main complaint from those consumers who bought the Turtle Elegance Tortes from Arnie was, "If you're going to use eggs, fine, but would it be too much to ask that next time you leave the egg SHELLS out!
And Arnie, careful how and where you prod those mooseses with the clampoon to prevent making them hornier than they already are.
My next case, Cheryl vs. Harrell.

Todd buddy, where is ya?

Interesting stuff guys. really. Where is Todd? sounds like a good ? for the day!

*hey Sparky, glad they got the goon! nice to see law enforcement do thier job.....<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

Being that Arnie is the backhalf, he is in charge of eggs, and far be it from me to tell him what to do, but next time, you may wanna try something other than turtle eggs!! Try chicken eggs! Or, if you must, I can lend you some goose eggs that I have left over from my school daze!!

Todd!!! Check in sir!!!

Hope's he's doing better. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/peace.gif" width=16 height=16>

Ohhhh, so you're THAT Arnie! Forget the chicken eggs (and shells). I'm close enough--send me a delivery moose and I'll send you some emu eggs (one of those equals about a dozen chicken eggs).

sorry, folks...this virus is kicking my butt,
and i just don't feel well enough to participate at the moment..

i'll be back when i can.

That virus does not know with whom it deals if it chose you. Sending vibes emanating from foot to help you kick its butt back to virusland.

sorry to hear sir,,,hope you shake it off soon,,,,
got my ass kicked too,,,,,wasn,t a virus,,<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/frown.gif" width=15 height=15>

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Those butt kickings can be a real pain!

Feel better Todd

You too Spark!!!