Normally I wouldnt bring up this topic but I am a grown man and am not embarrassed by something like this anymore.

I was at my Urologist this monring.

(Uh-oh.....what the heck is Goober Peas getting at?)

I wore my 40th anniv shirt.

DURING the exam the doctor starts reciting ALICES RESTAURANT!!! With my junk in his hands!!!!

Mother rapers, father stabbers, father rapers....

I laughed. What else could I do.

Next time Ill bring him a bootleg.

And if ARLO is reading this, am I gonna hear a story about me for the 45th?

Well hope it,s nothing serious Goober and you dont have to go back for a encore.

So long as he didn't fixate on the father rapper part, I think it's ok!

turn your hat and cough

If they tell you you didn't pee enough then go ask someone else for some more lol like Arlo did lol. Seriously hope you pass your medical exam okay...

Surprised he didn't break into "I don't want a pickle" with your junk in his hands!


mikey

Thanks for your concerns. Its all routine though.

If I was thinking straight I would have broken into the pickle song myself.

Next month Im gonna ask him if his friends make jokes about his profession.

Its bad enough that his name is Dr. Seaman. NOT kidding.

LOL!!! That is so ironic for a Doctor to have that name ......A few years ago I was saw a sign on a professional building reading Dr. Richard Hertz Family Physician...HMMM so I asked myself who's Dick Hertz?

Back when I lived in Bristol, CT there was a urologist (or is it "an" urologist?) named Dr. Ill. Hey Goober, if this goes further, same sex civil unions are legal here in Connecticut. You can invite all the Blunderites.

Hey! Why'd that last message post twice? (I just erased it via the edit button)? Blundersite brain burp?

ZAP-Im already married......but he IS a doctor?

We had a Canadian Doc here for awhile... A Orthopedic guy. His name was Dr. Pickle.... But he wasn't a blunderite... And he didn't last long... I saw him once for a broken Toe. And he was kind enough to give me some Percocet. But I got a lecture on being a drug addict, ( who me ) or rather becoming a drug addict, then a long winded anology, of 'just' how much, a broken toe hurts, but there's nothing they can really do for it.... ( Like DAH I aint a Dr. and I knew that, or I would never be pestering you for Oxycodone) After perscribing 30 tablets, he told me to come back in two wks, and he would detox me, on a coctail, of tylenol, and ibuprophen.... I asked him if he had ever heard of the Pickle song, and he said no..... People at the hospital made fun of his name, but he seemed immune to it....

* Most Canadian Drs. leave here, when they find out they're perscriptions for medical Marijuana, can't be filled here in the states, and when filled accross the bridge, they get phone calls, when they bust you coming back... ( the immigration people only confiscate it ) ( Immigration Man = Steven Stills

I wonder why Dr. Pickle hasn't thought of medical grass, for a detox method.... Seems it would beat, the tylenol & motrin blues....?????

Not that I would know anything about detox..... Or smoking reefer, as I have 2+ yrs. of abstinance, and spiritual growth to do.......

But God, your so much cooler on WEED!!!!!

Have you ever talked to God on WEED?????? ( Jonathon Stewart )

But higher powers, are kewl no matter..... But they are cooler on WEED MAN/////

I don't want Dr. Pickle / piece out/ Rb

My personnal physician, often walks around the office, or nearby locations with Junk in his hands.... But not of the physical kind.... Last time I had to wake him up, to get him to write me....... I just tell him, "hey, Dr. I'm walkin here, can't you see I'm walkin here?".... ( he's a big Al Pacino fan )

This is totally true...in this area, there's an OB-GYN doctor. His first name is Harry. His last name is Beaver.
Honest, I did not make this up!!

Sue,Thanks for giving a tired person (who just got home from work,it's 5PM on Tues here) a good laugh

Way back when I was a kid, my dad used to occassionally go to this farm for assorted stuff like eggs and whatever that was owned by these two brothers, one named Steve (I think) and the other named Harry Pickell (pronounced pickel)!