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Mrs. Howell????? <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/confused.gif" width=15 height=22>

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I beg your pardon, I may not be The Answer Lady Cheryl, but I used to be the Deli Llama and Mrs. Howell was not too old. I know this because I am probably now the age she was then and I am not too old and never will be. She is not included in the Ginger/Mary Ann debate because she was married and therefore not available. Perhaps in a more enlightened society she would be included, and in an even more enlightened society she would be first choice. Like I would be. In a more enlightened society. But I am not bitter.
Dammit.

You're right. I had forgotten Mrs. Howell was married & was thinking about her being older than Ginger or Maryanne. I've enjoyeed GILLIANS ISLAND ever since it first came on tv... <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

Dear Cheryl,

Why is it November already?

Why don't we get 6 months' interest on the hour they take away from us in April? (At today's rates, we wouldn't get much, but if invested at 1.5 percent, we should have gotten 7.8 extra minutes when they gave the hour back.)

Your always astute answers are appreciated.

Sincerely,

Temporally Challenged

My teen hero was Maynard G. Krebbs, from Dobie Gillis, a real early boomer role model, then....

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Dear Cheryl,

Why is it November already?

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Sincerely,

Temporally Challenged<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


Even more important, what happened to November 31??? huh??? I've been checking my calendars for the past few years, and someone done made Nov. 31 disappear!!!!
What's up wit dat?
'splain please!

... and, if Nove is latin for Nine... why is November the eleventh month of the year?

Cheryl...
Why is it snowing already?
Why did RB start to reply on this thread and then he stopped?
Why isn,t RB around so much anymore?
What happens to the people who just disappear from Arlo.net? is there a black hole in cyber space or something?

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so you want to know, what happened, jeepers creepers, this, that, and I wanna know, how the fuck, that he said, she said, and anything ya wanna know, for 35 seconds. And that was ALL that she said?

*Between the Fentanyl, the Cafeine, & Codeine, it urinates me, to think about the answers to such simple questions? Now back to the Caffeine, (and in search of one serious spelling lesson). It takes disipline after not drinking, & smoking.

HAS anyone noticed it's cold outside???...<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/peace.gif" width=16 height=16>
The Blind Leading The Blind

Don't knwo what happens to them but I think it snows in Canada cuz they get their snows before we do...

Dear Cheryl,
Do you think RB would feel better if he knew there is a suprise package in the mail on it's way to his house at this very moment?
Signed,
Package Sender

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Dear Cheryl:

I have been engaged for almost a year. I am to be married next month. My fiancée's mother is not only very attractive but really great and understanding. She is putting the entire wedding together and invited me to her place to go over the invitation list because it had grown a bit beyond what we had expected it to be.

When I got to her place we reviewed the list and trimmed it down to just under a hundred... then she floored me. She said that in a month I would be a married man and that before that happened, she wanted to have sex with me. Then she just stood up and walked to her bedroom and on her way said that I knew where the front door was if I wanted to leave. I stood there for about five minutes and finally decided that I knew exactly how to deal with this situation. I headed straight out the front door.

There, leaning against my car was her husband, my father-in-law to be. He was smiling. He explained that they just wanted to be sure I was a good kid and would be true to their little girl. I shook his hand and he congratulated me on passing their "little test."

Cheryl, should I tell my fiancée what her parents did, and that I thought their "little test" was asinine and insulting to my character? Or should I keep the whole thing to myself including the fact that the reason I was walking out to my car was to get a condom?

Signed: Confused and in love!!

Cheryl, do you have $5 you can loan me?