Shana Tovah to all the Jewish blunderites. Good wishes and blessings for the Jewish Year 5763. I wanted to find out more and found this site: http://www.factmonster.com/spot/roshhashanah1.html

After all, know gnus are good gnus. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

Shana tova! And a <u>peaceful</u> new year as well.

Dear Editor:

It has been over one week since I last received any gnus from your office, am I to assume that your's is a weakly paper?

Yes, I intended to spell weak just the way it is printed.


Noah was unloading the Ark and had thought the the last of the animals had left when to his surprise another two animals were found.

Gee Dad, said his son, what kind of animals are these, Not sure Noah replied, they are Gnus to me..........dang I sure make up some great puns don't I?

Punny Man in 10AC

I did not spell intended correctly and I know that the editor always marks errors in red ink and returns them to the sender, so I had to self edit

<center><FONT COLOR="#000080">--- Edited 1 times, lastly by Nathen on Sep 11, 2002 ---</FONT></center>

Maybe Mr. Editor doesn't want us to think of him as a gnu-sance.
Punny Girl

Dear Mr Editor:

Please don't be blue
because you have no gnu
I think they have turned into glue

All the gnusense letters we have to read limet our time to write.

The Editor.

(I think the editor is gnu-rotic)

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wyldflower:

(I think the editor is gnu-rotic)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


<FONT size="4">Oh Yes, he certainly is</FONT s>

if I may second the thought

That's ok....I'm just glad to be given a second thought.
The Editor.

Dear Editor:

It would appear to the casual reader that you have plenty of time to come into the oofice and read your mail, and I might add to pick of the many cheques we subscribers sent in each week, but you seem to have little time to write the gnus, why do you think that is?

A gnu was born into a very welled liked family, and it's beauty was beyond compare, so much so, that the other gnus began to worship it as a God, thus began the "Gnu Age Relgion" Just another of those tidbits of knowledge that just begs to be shared.

I think that not publishing often is pretty much in the tradition of the very publication that gave its name to this board, to our very people..the Blunderites. Think about it..in fact, the more the RBR costs, the fewer of them we get. I just hope that it still comes out once this year because if it's stopped altogether who knows how high the price will go? I can still afford just one, but if what with things the way they are I doubt if I can afford what it would cost for none at all.

Pat has just been promoted to head our subscription and accounting departments.

The Editor.

pat, you're scaring me.

Pat you are wonderful:

Dear Editor:

How could you have missed this headline?

Sept 12, 1966

Debut of The Monkees, moptop NBC television show, starring four talent-free guys who could neither sing nor play instruments.


Oh, well I guess Cheryl won't be reading this anyway.

It's that kind of accounting that made the Enron name so famous! Or was it World Com? Or was it Arthur Anderson? Or.......etc.