I have a friend named "Bonner" who recently updated the lyrics to Woody's song, "Slipknot". Here it is. Feel free to copy, sing and distribute... That's the Folk Process, folks!


SWAT TEAM

Did you ever get a visit from the Swat Team (X2)
They got guns with lazer beams
And they'll make your children scream
If you ever get a visit from the Sweat Team

Did you ever get a visit from the Swat Team (X2)
Well it's really quite a thrill
Cause they all been trained to kill
If you ever get a visit from the Swat Team

If you ever get a visit from the Swat Team (X2)
You best be prepared to die
Cause they'll swat you like a fly
If you ever get a visit from the Swat Team

Will that Swat Team stop, no it will not (X2)
They come at the break of day
And they'll blow your ass away
If you do not obey the goddam Swat Team

Did you ever lose your brother to the Swat Team (X2)
Well my bro was on the run,
He was hunted with a gun
And the killin it was done by the Swat Team

I aint gonna raise my hands for that Swat Team (X2)
When they come to attack,
I'll be locked and loaded, Jack
And I'll be shooting back at the Swat Team

Who makes the laws for that Swat Team?
Who enforces unjust laws with a Swat Team
Who says who the Swat Team's gonna do
Next time it might be you who meets the Swat Team

There it is - the modern Slipknot. I think Woody wooda liked it. Let me know what y'all think. -MAX