My daughters boyfriend gave me a cool calendar for Christmas called Dubya Doublespeak Jumbled Jargon From George.
He has those little ballon things coming out of his mouth sayin' stuff like ..."I am the MASTER of low expectations" and "I hope you leave here and walk out and say, "What did he say"? It will take pride of place on the pantry door in the kitchen and I'm gonna get one of those darts with a suction cup to stick on his forhead each month. On bad days I could have fun coloring in teeth or drawing moustaches and stuff, hhmmm better hang a black marker pen there too. I will also invite guests to do the same and write their comments. Will make for interesting reading at the end of the year. Hey anybody want to send me some comments or suggestions I'll put 'em on there for you!! Larry I'm sure you can come up with some beauties!!
Bye.

That calendar sounds like a real hoot. I bet they have some funny saying for him lol...

I got a George calender for Xmas too......talk about finding a lump of coal in your stocking......or worse yet,finding a lump of shit in the big chair in the oval office! To make matters even worse, you may have heard that they have added a leap second to this year, which means this moron gets a whole extra second to be president.....yikes! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/puke.gif" width=45 height=15>

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Well it's could've been worse. We could've had Kerry in there lol...

How could it be worse than the worst president we have ever had?

At least, Kerry actually READS ... newspapers, and books beyond the level of "My Pet Goat"

I saw a funny book in the bookstore the otherday that had in it saying Bush had made that were kinda dumb. It was funny lol...

For some reason, "Dueling Banjos" is playing in the background of my mind right now!

Somehow, "Dueling Bajos" is playing in the foreground of Bush's mind......if you can call it that.

Did you see where there are investigating who leaked the illegal wire taps authorized by Bush? I guess it's a crime to tattle on the king.

Looks to me like we've now exported so much freedom that we haven't got any left here. Guess that's why that 14-year old kid ran off to Iraq!