The Kennebunkport Hillbilly
(sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies Theme Song)

Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove all about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.

Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.

The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "George, stay at home with Mom."
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
Cushy, that is. Country clubs. Nose candy.

Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Neocons, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.

Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said, "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is. Duval County, Miami-Dade.

Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters "hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged that is, Illegitimate. No moral authority.
Y'all come vote now. Ya hear?

That's so nasty, pat. I love it!!!

Brilliant! But you forgot the verse where dubya made Jethro attorney general.

And the role of Mr. Drysdale is played by Ken Lay.

Was gonna put in a smilie, but didn't know whether to laugh or cry!

It's not mine, but I don't know who to credit. I think it can be folk processed however you all see fit.

well, whoever gets the credit they deserve it. very good...very funny...but so sad, that it's so true!

Just realized I was still logged in here. Just took some time to watch Outfoxed. Got it today. No surprises and yet I'm even more sick to my stomach than ever. Oy!

<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/uptosomething.gif" width=15 height=15> Sending that to all my Republican and Libertarian "friends!" Thanks, Pat!

That is absolutely hilarious. Thanks, Pat!

I passed this along, too! Thanks!