after years of being beaten down by the viruses in my blood..as the liver fails and the portal vein closes..even my blood is reversed and flowing backwards into my heart...well, i'm hear to tell you i have finally found some relief..

when the whole system is bloated and backed up..drink about three large glasses of prune juice...and wait...

it's like seeing god's face and feeling eighteen years old again!!!

i even feel a little randy,,nudge nudge!

AMEN!!!!!!!

i guess it's time to move on and find a new home...alice doesn't live here anymore???

I think someone stole the braincell.

if someone puts the brain cell back..no questions will be asked.

I confess I stole it, but I didn't mean any harm. I never used it, I took it to a secret, heavily guarded, laboratory of undisclosed location to have it undergo a series of testing. The test results won't be back for several more days but so far the lab scientist have seemed very optomistic from learning what little they already know from preliminary test results that this brain cell could very possibly save the world. They're already talking about mass cloning it and then start by implanting it in the brains of certain politicians in Washinton, DC. I will bring the brain cell back just as soon as they're done testing it and the test results are back.

uh oh! I hope Randy owns track shoes!!!!

Hey Todd, could you please tell me to fuck off?? I mean Sparky gets all the attention anymore!

As far as transplanting any WORKING brain cell or cells in a Washington politician?? Well, forget it! There is no doubt that they would be rejected!

....or you could tell Arnie to fuck off.....that would be almost the same thing.<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

larry, i figured you were busy posting gay links on the other board...

that stuff doesn't surprise me...you got a fifty something wigger leche running around ever daintly flitting and passing out birth announcements for people he only really knows as a fan...fuck, i hate fandom!!!

Lose the Slime!!!

may i be dismissed?? lol!!!

aw... let todd just go for broke, and tell us BOTH to fuck off!!!!


wigger leche?? is that a politicized breast feeder??? <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/confused.gif" width=15 height=22>

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Arnie:

wigger leche?? is that a politicized breast feeder??? <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/confused.gif" width=15 height=22><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, it's this weeks special at Starbucks.

sorry, larry,,,i absolutely refuse to tell Arnie to Fuck Off!! not as long as there is still a chance to dine with him some afternoon in town! i remember how fast he jetted us around the island...couldn't find a better guide in the wilderness...and i aint gonna piss in the kitchen.

Well...ok then. But I think he was kinda lookin' forward to it!

i would just like to share my plans in the event of an attack;

THREATCON NORMAL - No threat of terrorist activity is present.

MY ACTION- Take phone off hook.

THREATCON ALPHA - There is a general threat of possible terrorist activity against installations, building locations, and/or personnel, the nature and extent of which are unpredictable.

MY ACTION - Tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches.

THREATCON BRAVO - There is an increased and more predictable threat of terrorist activity even though no particular target has been identified.

MY ACTION - Visually survey local Wal-Mart for supplies possibly needed later.

THREATCON CHARLIE - An incident has occurred or intelligence has been received indicating that some form of terrorist action is imminent.

MY ACTION - set up lawn chair on porch and gather snacks and beverages for show.

THREATCON DELTA - A terrorist attack has occurred or intelligence has been received that action against a specific location is likely.

MY ACTION - put on plastic garbage bag to repel fallout,,,and have handy, surgical masks to filter particulate matter...then ensure fresh batteries are put in portable cd player...and play,,,Arlo's, Wake Up Dead and Dylan's, Knocking On Heaven's Door, as the clusterfuck unfolds.

thanks for listening...suggestions will be considered but probably ignored.

namaste'

What plan can go wrong if it includes tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches? I'd add that to every level.<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/yum.gif" width=15 height=15>

Don't forget the white cotton socks to protect your feet from walking on hot debris.