by different result you mean he really didn't mean to accomplish the mission and that is why we are still there? c'mon Larry I got a cracker with a thin layer of vegemite!!!

I think what I'm saying is that George could not find his own ass in a well lit room with both hands in his back pockets.

Hail Homer!

Ah, a Man who gave me a ride from the T, has it right. When the soldiers as in Nam, don't show up, as targets, there won't be anything to shot at. Or what he told me, It will take them to end it. Don't be targets.

Thats easy

There is this guy that is a Decider - that is what he says he does DECIDE things cause he is The Decider
So when The Decider decides "we" have won - that is when and how "we" will know that Truth, Justice
and the American Way prevail and victory is ours - waving flags and happy days are here again -
but right now The Decider don't know to shit or get off the pot

Hey.....Hang on Shel..my Dad and the real Homer (Matt Sr, from Springfield Ore.) were good friends thru school and he was a smart, nice guy!!!!!

One thing is for sure, we make about as much sense and have about as much keen insight as any other prestigious group on the planet debating this issue! (wait, where did my ass go)

i was looking for my ass and I found this line

"When evil-doing comes like falling rain, nobody calls out "stop"!"

written by a German poet in the 20th century

sorry but i got a lead on the whereabouts of my ass! Apparantly, there is a camp out west in Idaho or somewhere that is full of kids learning Christian stuff and the word is that they are praying to a big cardboard cut out of my ass! I am telling you this is one fruity tutti bizarro world! Hey, I'm serious! (quoting Louise here) THis is serious Larry!

That ain't the first cardboard ass them kids has prayed to..........

I sure hope my ass isn't as big as the first one they prayed to!

Ya know, Cheney has that ass finding problem too. One day he was in his office, and he couldn't find his ass, so he got on the intercom to his secretary in the front office and asked "have you seen my ass, I can't find it?"......... A few seconds later, Dubya walked into to Cheney's office and Cheney got back on the intercom and said" nevermind, I found it".

Will we ever be as good PSB???? A MASTER!!!!
In OZ people say ARSE................like RRRRRRRRRRRRRRsss.

Leo, you may have something there! Some one else had the same idea back in the early 60s.

Universal Soldier by Buffy Sainte-Marie

He's five feet two and he's six feet four
He fights with missiles and with spears
He's all of 31 and he's only 17
He's been a soldier for a thousand years

He's a Catholic, a Hindu, an atheist, a Jain,
a Buddhist and a Baptist and a Jew
and he knows he shouldn't kill
and he knows he always will
kill you for me my friend and me for you

And he's fighting for Canada,
he's fighting for France,
he's fighting for the USA,
and he's fighting for the Russians
and he's fighting for Japan,
and he thinks we'll put an end to war this way

And he's fighting for Democracy
and fighting for the Reds
He says it's for the peace of all
He's the one who must decide
who's to live and who's to die
and he never sees the writing on the walls

But without him how would Hitler have
condemned him at Dachau
Without him Caesar would have stood alone
He's the one who gives his body
as a weapon to a war
and without him all this killing can't go on

He's the universal soldier and he
really is to blame
His orders come from far away no more
They come from him, and you, and me
and brothers can't you see
this is not the way we put an end to war.

Maybe the modern soldier doesn't know to end war and stuff, you got to learn to sing loud.