Adorn your house with pictures of George Bush and Dick Cheney and play recordings of the Rush Limbaugh radio show. That should be enough to have any thinking mammal wish to leave on it's own, even with mouse size brains.


If they just happen to be republican mice, play some Yoko Ono records if the hamsters can stand it.

Mice ARE rodents,rodents are gnawing critters, and the latin source of part of the name of rodent has something to do with dentures (teeth) so it makes perfect sense to me. But then again i AM me.