Oatmeal and chunklit chip please!<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/yum.gif" width=15 height=15>

With or without nuts?

Timely quotes:

"The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to everybody, and still nobody likes him"
--Jim Samuels


"Among the Reasons God May Temporarily Be Unavailable to Bless America:
1) because God has had it up to here with the assumption that prayers for national exemption from pain and tragedy deserve an answer.
2) because God is too busy processing Americans prayers for their high school football teams.
3) because God takes for granted that the bombs falling on Kabul are Americans real prayers.
4) because such a tasteless and lurid efflorescence of red, white, and blue (including flags wrapped around church steeples) gives God a massive headache."
--Rev. Peter Laarman, Judson Church, NYC

"To some men, peace merely means the liberty to exploit others without fear of retaliation. To practically everybody, peace simply means the absence of any physical violence that might cast a shadow over lives devoted to the satisfaction of their animal appetites for comfort and leisure."
--Thomas Merton


"If a woman gets nervous, she'll eat or go shopping. A man will attack a country--it's a whole other way of thinking."
--Elayne Boosler

The nuts are already here.

Don't you think we got enough nuts around here already?!?!<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/wink.gif" width=15 height=15> No need to answer that! 15 pages means it's time to close this thread! Start a new one if you like.