Well, Ceashel, I didn't want to give him a complex or anything. But since you brought it up, sometimes those man boobs have rather flat nipples making them difficult to latch onto, and with 2 babies they're going to need all the ninnies they can get. The word on the street is that Larry is "utterly" challenged.

Larry may want to consult with a technical DVD called "Meet the Fockers" regarding artificial man boobs, though a plaster cast will be necessary to make sure his Faux-Naif Ninnie, as we like to refer to them in technical journals, matches the others the babies will be using. Not all men are up for the necessary plastering of the real thing to be used for the model.

Larry,
If you decide against the Faux-Naif Ninnie, there is an exercise that you can use to bring out your nipples and toughen them up for breastfeeding. It is the ancient art of titty twisters. You can consult your average 15 year old boy for a demonstration. (Have your stun gun ready because he can probably outrun you.) If you don't have a stun gun you might ask Arnie for help.

Another thread killed by Primula Brandybuck! She needs to take her fat hobbit arse , jump a boat and take a long drink in the middle the Brandywine! Sorry to make fun of your man boobs, Larry.

How come you won't be able to know the genders of the babies until they're born? We have places here, owned privately, where you can get a 3D or 4D ultrasound. They give you a 100% guaranty they can tell you the gender of your baby or babies. If they don't get it the first time around, you can keep going back for free as many times as it takes until the babies are in a position for them to tell you the gender. They are pricey, about $200. But all the rich 30 somethings around here, who literally pay $90.000 to get pregnant, do it all the time.

Then they come to me when the $90.000 baby is broken and won't breastfeed. I fix 'm right up too.

If you have never seen 3D ultrasounds you are going to be absolutely amazed! It's just like picture of the baby. You should google it and see some examples.

Love and Peace,
Primula

I'm not.

If you have never seen 3D ultrasounds you are going to be absolutely amazed! It's just like picture of the baby. You should google it and see some examples.

They truly are! A friend shared some 3D video of his son with me. I was overcome with emotion instantly. I was in awe! (and awwwwwwh!)

And then... there are some people who like to do things the "old fashioned" way, and not know the gender until the time of birth!

That's where my daughter is at Wyld....she don't wanna know!

Thanks for the nursing tips, But I don't think I'm a big enough boob to try it. I have however sent a message to Dubya offering him the job, since he will be out of work by then anyway. he's a big enough boob to feed an entire daycare center.

Hey, Larry--I think you just solved the entire problem of motherless babies in this country--he's a big enough boob to take care of, not just one daycare center, but all of them!

Might be a problem if GW's boob is full of Saudi crude rather than milk. And speaking of crude, my local gas station raised it's price this morning from 3.67 to 4.09/gal.!!!

That's not good !

It was still the same here when I went out earlier, but I don't see it staying that way long.

That big mother heading in from the gulf isn't helping!

Galveston will be under water before tomorrow.

Yeah, you know me, I'm always thinking. I can think of solutions for any problem. The solutions may not in fact actually work, but I can think of them. Maybe the country needs me? Tell you what, if the unthinkable happens and McCain wins, I'll run for president in 2012. I'm over 35 and I was born here, which as we can see from the examples of Dubya, Quayle and Palin, seem to be the only requirements.
I mean if I could use Arlonet to launch my campaign, I think I may have a shot. The grassroots lessons of Dean and Obama may apply here. Now I would need you guys to promote me and stuff, and we would need to soften up the wizard, cuz he would support the 2012 Palin-Attila the Hun ticket or something, cuz McCain will probably be dead by then.
You guys can start planning.....just in case. If I win, you can all takes turns in the Lincoln bedroom at the whitehouse.

Larry wrote: "If the unthinkable happens and Mccain wins. I'll run for president in 2012." You'll have my vote, but if the unthinkable happens, there might not be a 2012 election!

Now Larry has solved two--count 'em--2 problems!

Forget taking turns in the Lincoln Bedroom. We've been wondering where to locate Blunderland (our OldBlunderites Home). We can just call it the White House! As Arlo has said on occasion when discussing said home, "Hey, nurse, roll me another one..." only it will be, "Hey, Secret Service dude ..."

All we have to do is elect President Front Half. Should be a piece o' cake!

I agree with you about the big enough boob thing, but
Larry, do you really want him to nurse your grandchildren?

Just keep them away from Cheney, he eats little children!

Well now! It's official.....I'm Old! Just got the call.....I have identical twin grandaughters! Please.....nobody tell Ella and Brooke how weird their grandpa is......let them find out on their own!