Not to make light of a tragedy, but this MUST have been a Blunderite:
Pa. Man Dies In Vat of Chocolate Okay, fess up: which one of you was this?

Sorry about the title; my space bar is broken and I have to copy and paste every space. I forgot to "fix" the title with spaces before hitting "submit." Could a wizard help with the topic title? I'd be most grateful! Or don't, and let it stand as a symbol of Blunderness.

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Has to be done:


<I>I fell in a vat of chocolate...
I just fell in a vat of chocolate!

What'd you do when you fell into the chocolate?
La lee loo la La lee doo dum day.

I yelled "FIRE" when I fell into the chocolate...
I yelled "FIRE" when I fell into the chocolate!

Why'd you yell "FIRE" when you fell into the chocolate?
La lee loo la La lee doo dum day.

'Cause nobody'd come if I yelled "CHOCOLATE!"</I>

(Written by Pat Paulsen, performed by Tommy and Dick Smothers)

(this guy didn't know enough to yell "FIRE", I guess!)

well, i must confess, it ain't me babe!

but i do understand that they proceeded to wrap the poor fellow in black and yellow foil, and are selling him as a "Chonklit Candy-Handy-Man" I understand they're looking for volunteers to fill future orders!!!! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/lookout.gif" width=15 height=15>

Maybe the guy was just trying to get in touch with his feminine side?

But what a way to go <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>