Ah
Beautiful Florida
by Michael Smore
Ah
beautiful florida
a land ruled by nincompoops
who design indecipherable ballots
Ah
beautiful florida
a strip mall from key west to panama city
WHERE'S THE BEACH?
Ah
beautiful florida
Where nimrods dont know
that you can't vote twice for president
Ah
beautiful florida
where more people are killed per capita
by out of control funny cars and monster trucks
Ah
beautiful florida
where people live in expensive homes
with no furniture
Ah
beautiful florida
where nabobs actually believe
(i know you'll find this hard to believe)
that it's possible to have a viable third party
Ah
beautiful florida
where neardowells don't understand
that politics is about winning and losing that voting for
the best possible of contenders
is better than assuring that the worst possible choice wins
that voting your conscience is like flushing your vote
down the toilet
do you hear that sound in the seashell little boy
that's the sound of oil platforms sucking oil in coastal waters
Ah
beautiful florida
the home of margaritas and wet t-shirt contests
gotta love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
