This thread is reserved for people to ask questions of Cheryl to get her unique view on things relating to all things Arlo, TV land, The Monkees, and life in general.

How far can a dog run into the woods?

Who is buried in Grant's tomb?

What color is an orange?

How long do you cook a three minute egg?

If you stand everyone end to end and hold hands, who will hold that last guy's hand?

remember, no smart alecky answers... only Cheryl's bon mots here!!

God forbid, but if your house were on fire and you had to chose to save only 2 of the following things on your escape, which two would they be?

1) All your Arlo records.
2) All your Monkee records.
3)Mike.
4)All your back issues of "Soap Opera Digest".

Dear Cheryl,

How would you go about cleaning my house?
Where would you start?

Signed,
<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/confused.gif" width=15 height=22>Tangled Up In Clues
KW

Just ask Cheryl :

Dear Answer Lady,

I would like to find an old girl friend, (yes, a young one would do okay as well). Her name was Mary Elizabeth Bottorf and I met her in Grand Canyon Az. in 1968 where she finished high school and I registered for the draft.

She may have aged some but back then she was sweet sixteen.

Can you be of any help?

Lonely guy

Don't knwo the ansers to everything but I don't subscribe to SOAP OPERA DIGEST asity ahs shows in it I don't watch. I'd save my Arlo & Monkees stuff I guess.

On cleaning ht shouse, I'd get a maid if I could afford it. If not well I am making friend with the dust bunnies.

Good luck with finding your friend. I wsonder if she coiuld be found in a web search? Good luck!

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cheryl Harrell:

. I'd save my Arlo & Monkees stuff I guess.

!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Poor Mike! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/eek.gif" width=15 height=15>

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Larry:

Poor Mike! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/eek.gif" width=15 height=15><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I know what you mean, I saw Mike at an Arlo Concert once, he had no socks, I was surprised by this since I know someone is a little interested in what socks a man wears, I guess it's true what they say, "Socks make the man".

Dear Answer Lady....
#1 How can I get across the border to go to the church and see Arlo after being convicted many years ago of a crime almost as serious as littering?
#2 How do i get Arlo to come back to Canada?
#3 What color of socks does he where while in Canada?
#4 If winter,would he where those big thick grey ,white and red wool work socks to do a show in Canada?
#5 What do they call those little flat plastic thingy,s we used to put in the middle of 45,s?
#6 Why didn,t they just make the right size holes,same as on a 33 or 78,s in the middle of 45,s instead of having to snap in a flat plastic swirly thingy in the center of a 45,that would fall out and you usually couldn,t find when you wanted to play a 45?
#7 Why do they make packs of 12 weiners and packs of 8 buns?

Oops I see I left out Mike in my reply. H e was supposed to be first. I was replying from a puter with cable internet at CIRCUIT CITY. Cable net rocks. Too bad they don't have it in the boonies here...

You could try to sneak over here. Alot of guys from here in the US snuck over there in the Name days to get outta war So we'll be glad to have over here for a show. Have a fun & safe trip. Why fuzz arrest people for dumb stuff like litterin I'll never know...

Beg & plead to get him to come. He came to Richmond, VA the other yr so that indicated anything is possible. Good luck. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

If he has on red socks it's Arlo. I he has on white soks, it's an Arlo clone. Don't knwo what socks he wears to Canada...

I forget what those record inserts were called. I bet the reason they do that on the record size holes is to confuse folks.

I bet they they make packs of 12 weiners and packs of 8 buns so that folks ahve to buy mroe weiners. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

This thread is better than Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer, Oprah, and the Sunday Sex Show combined. Cheryl should be on national TV or given a cabinet position immediately. I nominate her for Secretary of Everything you ever Wanted to Know.

I realize I'm not Cheryl but I think those 45rpm record center inserts were simply refered to as "inserts". If anyone knows otherwise please let me know.

Can we start a Free Sparky movement? It's not right, keeping him out of the states when we have CEOs walking free to do their evil at will. Justice for Sparky, now! Seriously..is there anywhere that fine, upstanding citizens can write or anything?

Dear Answer lady,

Your recent answer "I bet they they make packs of 12 weiners and packs of 8 buns so that folks ahve to buy mroe weiners." reminds me very much of our President George W Bush, could you be related?

Speaking of Bush, he is due to arrive here in the Tri-Cities on Saturday, do you know of some sort of Bush repealent?

Free SparkyDon....

Just Asking in Tennessee

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mikey:

This thread is better than Dr. Phil, Jerry Springer, Oprah, and the Sunday Sex Show combined. Cheryl should be on national TV or given a cabinet position immediately. I nominate her for Secretary of Everything you ever Wanted to Know.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey!!! I want to get back to the subject of this Sunday Sex Show!!! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/naughty.gif" width=15 height=15>

free sparkydon now!

and why did the all-knowing Cheryl choose to ignore my inciteful and thought-provoking questions?? Some answer-lady! How about an answer for that, Miss "I'll save my Monkees before Mike"? huh? <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/confused.gif" width=15 height=22>