Seeing as how the DOD Most Wanted Playing Cards are so collectable and we here at ArloNet have more then enough weird people to make a deck of 52, I suggest we start our own deck, I of course would be the king of spades, or at least the of the perverse, Todd would be the joker, and Larry would be the queen of hearts, or at least that seems like a good start, any suggestions?

Why just 52 cards? In the spirit of SO, we could have as many (or as few) as we like. I mean, why start following rules now?