I found this site and was amazed, they have bumperstickers and everything, I mean it sounds like they are for real, who knows maybe it will work....

they have a top ten list which I have copied

Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate for Peace

10. It's too cold to go outside and demonstrate
9. If I go blind they can't draft me
8. The walls need painting white anyway
7. This is my weapon...this is my gun...this one's for shootin....oh, never mind.
6. If you want it done right you have to do it yourself
5. All the lube will give me a baby-soft ****
4. It may be the only "peace" I'll be getting for a while
3. If I use my left hand, it feels like someone else has joined my cause
2. What else am I going to do with the 80 GB of porn on my PC?
1. Because I can't give myself a peace *******


oh well one must do what one must do for the cause of peace.

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It is funny, I'll grant you that, but I realy think you should find your self a girlfriend/boyfriend/hobby!

And all this time I thought all the jerk-offs were FOR the war!? <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/confused.gif" width=15 height=22>

Nathen's last girlfriend sprung a leak and deflated...

I always thought of the idea of peace starting with yourself in a slightly different light, but to each his own...

I was thinking this topic was a bad idea until Larry e-mailed me so many helpful pointers and I also got several offers to give me a hand, well I am only in this until I go blind in one eye and then I quit.

Shouldn't it have worked by now?

Well BOY am I glad I'm not trying to explain the "Sticky Stuff" Here! You guys are some sick puppies!
HomerJ


I Like Ya All <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/bounce.gif" width=31 height=31>

HomerJ, you shouldn't be calling Still Batty and sick puppy, sure she is perverse but we must learn to live and let live. I am sure she is doing her part for world Peace.

hmmmmm.... this topic brings to mind WW II patriotic slogans....& no...I don't remember them.....

"Stand Up & Be Counted"

"Uncle Sam Wants You"

"loose Lips Sink Ships"


I thought bombing Afghanistan with crates of Pop Tarts was over the edge...but....this beats rubber bullets, I suppose....

"...but Officer, I'm 'excersizing' my freedom of expression, and ...no, I'm not just glad to see you..."

that's about all I can milk out of this topic...


we now return to your regularly scheduled program.....

Bumper, you ought to be the poster child for the movement, you have certainly embraced the cause and I think you have it well in hand, I just wish I was better at the whole thing.

TMI, Nathen, TMI........

TMI? Bumper TMI?

now Bumper and I are talking in code and I have no idea what it all means, like a mokey in front of a computer hitting keys randomly and writing the great American novel.