<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>[i]Originally posted by Still Batty:[i]
Nathen, ask yourself these questions:
1.Are you an immature pea-brain with an enormous ego?
a. Well I am not that smart but I think you have an interesting way of asking me about my body parts
2.Do you have substance abuse problems?
a. does Dr pepper count?
3.Do you live below the Federal Poverty Level?
a. No I live below the Mason Dixon line
4.Do you consistantly blame your partner for any and all problems that arise in your life?
a. too be honest, I do blame the dog for a lot.
5.Are you planning to become a Rock Star soon in spite of having no talent?
a. No, I have my sights set on being a porn star.

If you can answer YES to these questions, then you fit the profile and we may have a future! If I'm real, that is.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh she must be real, she left these cute little bumps on my screen,

Batty, I love You

if I have passed your test, then I just might take up showering again,

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Antibiotics will clear those little bumps right up, sweetie-pie.

ahhhhhhh from stickman to sweetie-pie, I am advancing in the world, and I have myself a girlfriend, now if I just can figure out this soap thing, does one wash up and down or from side to side? How much soap does one use? I have tried those bottled soaps and I find that one bottle everytime one showers gets me clean but it just costs too much, so can I get some advise?

Dear Batty,

Could you please contact me and let me know if your have your correct psi printed on your butt...I certainly would hate to lose you like I did my other girl friends. Those ladies all burst when they got to about 100 psi and to be honest with, I knew Larry was just being silly when he told me, the more air I put in them, the bigger their boobs would get.

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I'm smelling a network ratings winner here.
I mean why just let Batty win the heart of Nathan? We could produce our own reality series here and sell it to the networks!
" Who wants to marry a smelly stick carving hillbilly in need of soap that lives with rats?"
This could be a hit!!
I'm kinda sure that Monica Lewinsky, Tonya Harding and Darva Conger may be available too!

Ok Nate, get ready. I've just signed a host for the show. Jim Lang, of "The Dating Game" fame, has taken his purple crushed velvet tux out of mothballs and is ready to be almost as deeply shallow as George W. Bush!
I just LOVE show biz!!!

(pardon the interruption)

hey larry, did you get the other e-mail i sent you? (i mean like, the second one?)

(got it larry, thanks)

My guess is Agnas is writing Larry secret emails trying to get in on the action with my man.
Get your own smelly stick carving hillbilly in need of soap that lives with rats, girlfriend.

no i'm not, honestly! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

(just trying to keep a straight face don't ya know!)

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Still Batty:

My guess is Agnas is writing Larry secret emails trying to get in on the action with my man.
Get your own smelly stick carving hillbilly in need of soap that lives with rats, girlfriend.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


<FONT size="6">YOU GO GIRL</FONT s>

(larry, that sounds good. tango charlie zebra red dog seven. behind the old mill. out)

Ok then. Agnes and Batty are signed up for the Nathen competition.
The bad news is one of you will get to live with the rats, and the loser gets Nathen. Let the games begin!

I fear it is begining to appear that I am not the great find that every woman desires, I guess there is nothing legt for me to do but go into the woods to live,