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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 5:02 pm
  

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ArloNet just would not be right without Godd old Larry's Topic


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 5:39 pm
  

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It's not a topic you silly hillbilly, it's a GNUSPAPER made out of electrons. But thanks for the thought anyway.
Confused Gnus and Views will resume it's regularly unscheduled random schedule.(sorta like the RBR)
But until that time, here are some points to ponder:

1) If great minds think alike, how do you explain George W. Bush and Dan Quayle?

2)What the hell is Arlo doing on a Polka record?!?! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/confused.gif" width=15 height=22> <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15> (see folksinger spottings)

3)How does Nathen get those walking sticks to stop walking long enough to carve them, and why don't they run?

4) Cheryl.

Ok....that should keep you all busy for a while. Remember, spelling doesn't count, but some of this might be on the final exam.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 06, 2002 10:43 pm
  

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Larry said "It's not a topic you silly hillbilly, it's a GNUSPAPER made out of electrons" but he is not going to fool me, I know electons are things that get stolen down in Flordia, just as my good buddy Al Gore.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 9:21 am
  

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... just watch out for those hanging chads...


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 12:30 pm
  

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...or worse yet, a pregnant chad <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/blush.gif" width=16 height=16>


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 2:09 pm
  

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Larry:

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But until that time, here are some points to ponder:

1) If great minds think alike, how do you explain George W. Bush and Dan Quayle?

2)What the hell is Arlo doing on a Polka record?!?! (see folksinger spottings)

3)How does Nathen get those walking sticks to stop walking long enough to carve them, and why don't they run?

4) Cheryl.

Ok....that should keep you all busy for a while. Remember, spelling doesn't count, but some of this might be on the final exam.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

at least you could ask some TUFF questions!!

1. The answer must be in the form of a question.
2. The beer barrel polka
3. Obedience training, plus he tells them stories of his sexual escapades, and they all fall down with hysterical fits of laughter.
5. donuts!

okay! where's my prize? I'll take what's behind door #2!!


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 2:54 pm
  

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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Arnie:

okay! where's my prize? I'll take what's behind door #2!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Aha...playing Jeopardy???

Your response (in the form of a question) is correct: the answer is in the preceding post...a Pregnant Chad <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/blush.gif" width=16 height=16>


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 3:36 pm
  

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So.....if we put this all together, we can deduce that silly hillbillys that vote in electrons in Florida, where there are no hills , end up leaving the whole thing up to a guy named Chad that was just hanging around eating donuts after getting hungry chasing his walking stick around and then became pregant and has changed his name from Hanging Chad (from when he used to be a judge) to Pregnant Chad and he now waits by the #2 door but Arnie is already in there making a #2 while all the while George W. and Dan Quayle have NO IDEA what's going on proving that they do think alike even though they don't have great minds. Is that about it??


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is this chad fellow a lesbian??? do ya' think he knows todd????? what flavor donuts are we talkin' about anyway??????? <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/yum.gif" width=15 height=15>


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 3:52 pm
  

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I'm thinking marzipan donuts.
If Chad is in fact a male lesbian, I don't know if Todd knows him, but I'm pretty sure he can relate to him. That still doesn't explain how Chad became pregnant, but I would not be at all surprised if Nathen had something to do with it.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2002 7:15 pm
  

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here we go again picking on the poor old unedumecated boy from the hills of Tennesse, I will be hours trying to understand what it is you folks have written, hell even here you yankees sound funny.

Hey, Arnie, don't you be picking on Todd

ps i just asked my friend how a conversation regarding electrons could turn into a talk about sex, he explained that whenever there is an electron you can be sure the little guy is about to get screwed again.

<center><FONT COLOR="#000080">--- Edited 1 times, lastly by Nathen on Aug 07, 2002 ---</FONT></center>


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2002 5:12 pm
  

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**** Confused Gnus and Views****
---"all the gnus that gives people fits"---

todays confused gnus briefs from around the world:

Actor Nicolas Cage has wed Lisa Marie Presley.Cage has played Elvis, or an Elvis impersonator in the movies, so the question is, would this be like incest for Lisa Marie?
After being reached for comment, Cage would only say "Hey, she was married to Michael Jackson, remember??? At least she will now know the gender of who she is in bed with".

Major league baseball players are close to calling a strike.Understandable ,since the average salary of a major league ball player is only about 2.38 million dollars.
Please DO go on strike ballplayers! The country needs you to do so right now! It will make those folks at Enron, Imclone and WorldCom seem somehow less evil and offensive if you do, and besides, it will free up tv time slots for the good sports!

Asked about the meteoriod showers that are here this time of year, President Bush commented " Oh yes, a shower is a good idea, along with some of that Preparation H stuff".

Plans for the USA to possibly attack Iraq in order to effect a change of leadership in that country seemed to have started a movement in this country for us to attack ourselves to attain the same purpose.Frankly, we here at CG&V think both ideas have some merit.

<center><FONT COLOR="#000080">--- Edited 1 times, lastly by Larry on Aug 12, 2002 ---</FONT></center>


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2002 8:21 pm
  

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Excellent reporting Larry, thank you, and I didn't even have to wait for Hell to freeze over for my daily paper to arrive.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2002 8:55 pm
  

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Thank you for your letter sir. We do like to keep our readers happy. But as you may or may not know, we are a Daily Paper in a way, but perhaps in a way you are not familiar with. We, at CG&V, run on Mercury time. If you knew anything at all about the planet Mercury, you would know that Mercury is the Patron Planet of Gnuspapers, because it was named after the Roman God of the same name. The Greek God counterpart of Mercury is Hermes, the messenger of the Gods. Those of us in the Gnus business consider ourselves to be messengers as well, which is why we chose Mercury as our patron planet.No disrespect meant to Hermes, but his name sounds a bit like a sexually transmitted disease, and we like the name Mercury better, as do apparantly the people who name planets. But enough of the astronomy and history lessons. The simple fact is that a day on Mercury, is roughly equivilent to 175 days on Earth. Using THIS timetable, is how we arrive at calling our fine gnuspaper that is made out of electrons, a daily.Any and all issues that you may recieve beyond the average of one every 175 Earth days should be considered a bonus. PLEASE read the fine print on your subscription contract, or, as you live in the hills of Tennesee, get someone else to read it to you. Thank you once again for your nice letter, and your patronage. The Editor.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2002 11:20 pm
  

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Dear Editor,

I'm very concerned about the possibilty of a baseball strike. It will throw off the natural balance of things and cause way too much football talk too early in the season.

signed,

a concerned citizen


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