Posted this at Arlo.net, now posting here, just 'cause it'll make you laugh, might make you sing, who knows, might even stop a war?!:>

(Sing to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it")
>
> If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
> If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
> If the terrorists are frisky,
> Pakistan is looking shifty,
> North Korea is too risky,
> Bomb Iraq.
>
> If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
> If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
> So to hell with the inspections,
> Let's look tough for the elections,
> Close your mind and take directions,
> Bomb Iraq.
>
> It's pre-emptive non-aggression, bomb Iraq.
> To prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
> They've got weapons we can't see,
> And that's all the proof we need,
> If they're not there, they must be there,
> Bomb Iraq.
>
> If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
> If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
> If you think Saddam's gone mad,
> With the weapons that he had,
> And he tried to kill your dad,
> Bomb Iraq.
>
> If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
> If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
> If your politics are sleazy,
> And hiding that ain't easy,
> And your manhood's getting queasy,
> Bomb Iraq.
>
> Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
> For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
> Disagree? We'll call it treason,
> Let's make war not love this season,
> Even if we have no reason,
> Bomb Iraq.

Welcome, S. Obie--great entrance! I'll be sending that song to some folks who will appreciate it, too. What a hoot!

I think this will be making the rounds in quite a few places!! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/peace.gif" width=16 height=16>

That is awesome. Sent it to my 70+ parents who participated over the weekend in a peace march in Wisconsin in the freezing cold. Gotta love it.

I don't know whether to thank you or curse you ... I can't get it out of my head!

Dah-ta-dah-ta-dah-ta-dah-dah-ta, bomb Iraq!
over and over and over ... <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/round.gif" width=15 height=15>

It is very funny but I just wish it weren't true.

"spot on" obie...! Thanks for sharing.....

hmmm...."Sheriff Obie", eh...? does anyone else here suspect that's an alias, for a Guthrie...? Can anyone shed light on my "suspishons"