That one was about this guy who played video games on a Mac puter & invented the internet... <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

Thanks for posting that. The link in the other forum didn't work for me...

Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Arlo is there?
A: He's the one with a duck.

Q: How do you know if an Todd is there?
A: He bet on the duck.

Q: How do you know if George Bush is there?
A: The duck wins.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nathen:

Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Arlo is there?
A: He's the one with a duck.

Q: How do you know if an Todd is there?
A: He bet on the duck.

Q: How do you know if George Bush is there?
A: The duck wins.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Are you saying the the shrub favors Arlo's contender? something doesn't add up here... Besides, wouldn't Arlo be there with a goose?

Ten Puns:

1.Two vultures board an airplane; each is carrying two dead
possums.
The stewardess looks at them and says, "I'm sorry, gentlemen,
only one carrion allowed per passenger."

2. Two boll weevils grew up in the deep South.
One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor.
The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never
amounted to much.
The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two
weevils.

3. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, but when they lit a
fire in the craft,
it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak
and heat it, too.

4. A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.
He slides up to the bar and announces: "I'm looking for the
man who shot my paw."

5. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a
root canal?
He wanted to transcend dental medication.

6. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were
standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories.
After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and
asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.
"Because," he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an
open foyer."

7. A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal."
The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth
mother.
Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she
wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan,
you've seen Ahmal."

8. These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they
opened up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy
flowers from the men of God,
a rival florist across town thought the competition was unfair.
He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not.
He went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him.
So, the rival florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and
most vicious thug in town to "persuade" them to close.
Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their store, saying he'd be
back if they didn't close up shop.
Terrified, they did so, thereby proving that Hugh, and only
Hugh, can prevent florist friars.

9. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with
his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him.... what? (Oh man, this is so bad, it's good)
A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

10. And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns
to friends,
with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them
laugh.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
>

Ten groans for ten puns--but keep 'em coming, I love them!! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

groan...<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/rolleyes.gif" width=15 height=15> great ones!