I got these to start the topic with off the internet.................................Some Laws of Life

Katz's Law: Men and women will act rationally towards each other only
after all other possibilities have been exhausted.

Sattinger's Law: It works better if you plug it in.

Jone's Motto: Friends come and go, but enemies accumulate.

Krueger's Observation: A taxpayer is someone who does not have to take
a civil service exam in order to work for the government.

Harver's Law: A drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

Ralph's Observation: It is a mistake to allow any mechanical object to realize you are in a hurry.

Murphy's 3rd Military Law: Friendly fire ain't.

Weiler's Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.

Perkin's Postulate: The bigger they are, the harder they hit.

Comin's Law: People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them
Benjamin Franklin said it first.

Gerrold's Pronouncement: The difference between a politician and a snail
is that a snail leaves its slime behind.

of course I think there is some law that applies to 32 cents, but only an Ar,o fan could understand it.

Rainmom's Rule:

Some days it just STINKS to be a parent, but that doesn't mean you can quit.

corollalry:
Some days it just STINKS to be a spouse, but that doesn't mean you SHOULD quit.

Tomorrow will be better, right?? <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/smile.gif" width=15 height=15>

Edited to be slightly less crass.

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I've heard it said that an optimist is someone who feels the glass is half full, and a pessimist is someone that sees the glass as half empty. I've always said that it depends upon what's in the glass.

sometimes it feels like you are half-way there when in truth you are only half-way from home.