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Offline Larry
PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2002 5:01 pm
  
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I plan to forward all my junk e-mail offers for penis and breast enhancement to the Whitehouse.If we can't have a president with brains, we may as well have one that is well hung with a good rack.

I plan to forward all my junk e-mail offers for get rich quick schemes and legal services to Martha Stewart, as well as any hints I may get for decorating a jail cell.
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Offline Cheryl Harrell
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2002 2:10 am
  
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I get enoug of that kind of junk e-mail to keep Dubya busy for a very long time. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif" width=15 height=15>
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deb
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2002 7:17 am
  
LOL!! sounds like a plan, larry. just think if one person a day did it...or two..or three...or just imagine 50 people a day!
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Offline Larry
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2002 4:14 pm
  
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On second thought, maybe there are enough big dicks in the whitehouse already?
Did anyone ever get any e-mail offers for penis reduction??
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Offline Cheryl Harrell
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2002 4:08 am
  
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Naw, but I got some offers to enlarge mine & I don't have one cuz I'm a woman... <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif" width=15 height=15> <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif" width=15 height=15>
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Offline Larry
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2002 10:18 am
  
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Well, I know a lot of women that have a set of balls......but I'm not sure if they have the other thing.....
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pamramadama
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 01, 2002 5:49 pm
  
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Larry:

Well, I know a lot of women that have a set of balls......but I'm not sure if they have the other thing.....<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

True, Larry. Brass ones, mainly. And NO, we don't have the other thing ... that's why we can go more than 10 seconds without thinking about sex.
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Offline Arnie
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 1:19 pm
  
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by pamramadama:

True, Larry. Brass ones, mainly. And NO, we don't have the other thing ... that's why we can go more than 10 seconds without thinking about sex.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

why would you want to?????????
(geez! this was a statement beggin' for nathen!) <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/eek.gif" width=15 height=15>
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Offline mikey
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 02, 2002 3:23 pm
  
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I once went more than 10 seconds without thinking about sex. Oddly enough, it was during the sex act itself, and, as I recall, I thought about the 1955 Brooklyn Dodgers starting lineup in order to delay the inevitable. Hey, look, I was a youth!
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