sorry for the mangled metaphor, but i'm reading today's headlines, and can't stop laughin'/cryin' over this one (excerpted from Yahoo):
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Angered Bush Says Corporations Must
Be Honest
Fri Jun 28, 1:09 PM ET

By Steve Holland

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Bush ( news - web sites),
angered at relentless scandals in U.S. boardrooms, said on Friday
that corporate America has a responsibility to be above board
instead of trying to "fudge the numbers." <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

different tune from florida/2000 huh???
<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/looney.gif" width=15 height=15>

I thought that The Shrub invented "fuzzy math"? Those ceo's ain't running anything different with thier companies than the shrub did with his oil company, his baseball team, and OUR government, the differance is THEY got caught!

ohhh! this has been twoo good a day....

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Bush to Be Sedated for Colon Test
Saturday
Fri Jun 28, 4:07 PM ET

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Bush ( news - web sites) said on Friday he will undergo
a routine colon test on Saturday that will require him to be sedated and that he will transfer
power briefly to Vice President Dick Cheney ( news - web sites).

Bush said he had no signs or symptoms of illness but that the last time he had a colonoscopy
five or six years ago some benign polyps were discovered.

"This is a routine physical examination that will be done at Camp David," Bush told reporters
as he prepared to leave for his presidential retreat for the weekend. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

i understand there's already a line outside the door of camp david, of volunteers to perform the procedure!
And of course, the VP will be in a Secure Location... just in case the Pres decides that what's good enuf for him, is good enuf for the VP!!
<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif" width=15 height=15>

You do know that with Dubya having anything inserted into his anus for such a test, there is real danger of this colonoscopy turning into a lobotomy!<img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/eek.gif" width=15 height=15>

Is it just me, or can anyone else see Dubya "cramming" all night for this colon test with a pile of Cliff Notes?

Good luck with the test Dubya! <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/wink.gif" width=15 height=15>

I found this article on YAHOO saying that Cheny will be prez for a few hrs. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif" width=15 height=15>
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=514&ncid=716&e=2&u=/ap/20020629/ap_on_go_pr_wh/bush_medical_14

So, Cheryl's saying nothing will be different than any other day in our nation's fair capital?

I have no idea whether things will be any different or not but Dubya seems to think nothing special will happen while Cheney's taking over. <img src="http://www.arlo.net/ubb/smilies/laugh.gif" width=15 height=15>